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Purple passion

The act of performing fellatio in a slow and gradual progression inching towards the base of the penis very slowly, similar to how vines slowly grow on the side of a home. Often ridiculed due to its slow pacing, however afficianados of the activity swear by experiencing an enhanced orgasm during it. Due to purple being the color of royalty, it is an act only performable by the finest of MILFs.
Chad: dude, Sasha gave me the finest of purple passion. It took like 7 hours, but my meat scepter exploded at the end!
Biff: ah man, I’ve been trying to get Stacy to give me that purple passion, but she’s just not fine enough, I’m jealous bro!
by Frenchtoast1221 March 28, 2022
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the passion of christ

a movie by mel gibson, the son of a holocaust denier, that somehow made it through the jews in hollywood to tell the story of jesus while being subtly anti-semetic
by anonymous April 15, 2004
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passion

1) Sharing the weed with your friends in a smoking session.

2) The love one has for weed itself.
Let's be passion that blunt now, come on.
by T Hizzle May 2, 2005
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passion

Its not about winning at poker its about... the passion of life
by Dieter February 3, 2005
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crime of passion

Someone whose birth did the world a disservice. Essentially, a "crime of passion" is a person whose creation was a mistake.
Look at that crime of passion Jeff over there: he's urinating in the bathroom soap dispenser.
by Scott Levin June 7, 2005
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Passion Pretzel

She made me lick her passion pretzel, it was salty as hell!
by Captainmorg December 20, 2010
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Passimism

Pessimism regarding things in the past. Passimism is similar to looking at the past with rose-tinted glasses, except everything sucks. Whether the subject in question actually did suck or not is irrelevant.
Although I am don't often engage in passimism, I must say that Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles was a lame cartoon.
by flashadams May 24, 2010
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