meat patty

Middle aged man that wants to play wit little childrens' teeth. He is also a little on the fat whale side.

Kids, I know you wanna play with my patty.

by Garrett March 16, 2005

krabby patty

A bitch with herpes and or crabs up in her vagina game.

I heard Floyd gave Jelly a krabby patty last night.

by Charles Caplan June 21, 2007

patty cates

a man who fits these descriptions
1. it would be no surprise if he was a closet homosexual
2. prone to give long, repetitive speeches
3. has a large database of metaphors and proberbs
4. some how he manages to be a badass

so...
it is someone who seems so unlikely to be awesome, but because he is so lame, he is awesome

"Dude, that guy is such a patty cates!"

by hphphp November 25, 2009

Patty wack

The act of jerking off using a burger patty wrapped around the penis.

I patty wacked for 47 minutes last night.

by Pattiewhacker September 08, 2019

Sandpaper Patty

When your vagina is dry and you need some lube.

Swing into Walgreens, I need some KY jelly before I get there. She's a Sandpaper Patty.

by quiteordinary October 24, 2015

slim patty

A very self reliant person, kinda like an Alpha except higher. He tends do sip Dom rose the whole day and spends daddy's money. His qualifications are suddenly disappearing at a party and waking up without any underwear in a different country

Slim Patty is a stylish mf who loves blonde girls

by lordreindl March 11, 2023

Patty and Selma

Patty and Selma are Marge's older twin sisters in the Simpsons. They both smoke, they both hate Homer Simpson (Marge's husband) and they both like Mc Gyver a TV series they like watching.

Marge : Homer get ready, Patty and Selma will be here any minute.
Homer: Oh, I better hide in the closet.

by Eoin July 11, 2016