parachutin

1. the upward thrust of pants after a very powerful fart or release of ass gases.

Background: My friend and I were sitting around when he had to pass some gas while wearing very loose fitting pants. The deep bass was only surpasses by the upward 'fluff' of the pants which settled back downward after the thrust of ass gas.

That guy had some powerful parachutin erruption, I'd say it almost broke through his pants.

by subarudrew May 11, 2004

Palace

Someone who talks a lot of shit with facts to back it up. She's fun to be around but is a hoe. She's pretty enough that she has at least 2 boyfriends in her teen life. She often makes sexual jokes and doesn't give a crap about what others think. She dresses like a hoe, and can tell the difference between a slut and a whore. She's emo at heart but of course she'd never show it.

Omg it's Palace, what the hell is she wearing??

by namedatname October 5, 2016

Panache

1. a politically-correct term to suggest that one acts, dresses, talks, or is stereotypically gay with the moral but selfish intention to be considered respectful, open-minded, and/or to have manners.
2. a passive-aggressive, Freudian, and/or sarcastic, yet elusively clever way to suggest that one acts, dresses, talks, or is stereotypically gay with the immoral but honest intention to be spiteful and nasty, display one's bigotry, and/or project their own self-hate and/or insecurities.

1. Those jeans are hot, but he dresses so panache.

2. Paul is a fucking panache. Did you see the way the dude looks at me?

by Brilliant Dialect February 3, 2010

parachute

When half a pop bottle has a bag on the other half, light the top and then pull the bag down slowly, remove the bowl and hit from it

man you got a great toke off that parachute

by Pothead January 13, 2005

Palace of Wisdom

A Group of Adolescants commonly refered to as the Palace of Wisdom. To join them you must be part of an exclusive membership. The Palace of Wisdom is neither Sweet nor Sour.
By having affiliation with the Palace of Wisdom an aura of intellectualism surrounds you.

Bob: Hey man. How did you feel about that test in Biology?

Joe: I was nervous and I thought I was gonna do terrible but as I when I was taking it, it felt like the easiest test ever.

Bob: Ah, you must have had the help of the Palace of Wisdom.

Joe: Neither Sweet nor Sour.

by Alejandro Giorditaggio January 17, 2009

GOLDEN PARACHUTE

When a man gets naked, lays on his back, stretches out his sack to make a bowl shape out of his sack. Once the bowl is formed he must urinate on himelf and try to make as much urine into the bowl as possible. Now, maintaining positive control of the sack you must stand up, walk up to somebody and splash the urine on the person preferably a woman who is being an extreme ass hole!!!

i just got ther golden parachute.

by nasty bitch!!! April 10, 2011

parachute

Refers to a round rather than rectangular device used by paraglider pilots to desend safely when then existing rectangular wing, and therefore steerable wing, has been compromised to the degree that death or serious injury is eminent.

If a paraglider pilot determines that existing wing is unflyable they must throw a reserve parachute to arrest their descent or risk death or injury. One drawback, parachutes are unsteerable, if you happen to be flying over a Redwood forest, or some 500,000 volt power lines, Mt Everest, you can imagine the sinking feeling?...

by adventureboy April 19, 2009