parejo

It is an adjective in Spanish for "same, similar."

el nivel en la clase es muy parejo-the class are all at the same level

al parejo de los mejores del mundo-on par with the world's best

by GitanaRebelde April 17, 2009

Parental Misguidance

Taking your child out on the lash. The first reported case was Touriye in Salou. Having your child/ mascot suffer injuries in your care. e.g having their head bitten off or being buried alive.

There was some parental misguidance going on in the club last night.

That lass is subjected to parental misguidance every night of the week.

by I'm in a glass Cave of emotion October 30, 2011

parentitis

A horrible condition afflicting only adults that results in feminine screeches and incessant nonsensical arguing with pseudo-logic that is accepted as reality by the contractor of this ailment, it is actually an airborn parasite that can be contracted by close contact with the infected person. There is no cure and the parasite is invisible to medical devices and blends perfectly with the lung, making surgical removal impossible. It can only be detected while an infected person is present while another non infected individual is there disobeying commands given to them, verbal or otherwise. The disease largely results in a case of junioritis for teens and young adults exposed. In young people the parasite can be fought off, but only by browsing obscene amounts of dank memes.

My mum contracted parentitis last week, and I can still hear her screeching about grounding me… wait… she is screeching about grounding me, GOTTARUNBYE.

by Darkstripe Blueflame January 28, 2016

Parent banning

Anything that overprotective parents may consider vulgar or inappropriate and/or may contain foul language and cursing. This includes:
DeviantArt
YouTube
Tumblr
Etc..

"You better not be watching PewDiePie again."
"I'm not!"

"I'll be parent banning you from YouTube."

by Patchie-Wordz October 15, 2017

Parent-Fluid

Being parent-fluid does not mean that you lack parents. It indicates that you choose who your parents are.
Your selection is based on personal preference. You may elect to keep one of your own parents and discard another. Or you may choose to keep both birth parents. An alternate scenario is when you have lost one or more of your parents due to abandonment or death. This issue can be easily remedied by selecting one or more parents from the pool known as the human race.

Parent Fluidity means that you do not need to keep your parents forever. Once they have expired or irritated, you may spin the wheel and choose new ones. There is no limit to how many times you may amend your parentage.
You also can be loud and proud of having no parents. We support that lifestyle choice too.

I'm parent-fluid. I'm not able to keep a relationship going with Dad as he talks too much, so I have replaced him with Mike the butcher for the time being. If Mike doesn't work out, I might stay parent-less for a while or see who else is out there.

by Oranges'n'Mangoes October 8, 2019

Parent-hood

Parent-hood is the death of a person, or the person they used to be before they had a kid. Their fun-loving personality will die and instead of talking about their beautiful baby they will soon talk about the weight they gained.

"What happened to person?"
"They got into Parent-hood"

by ThatFandomPotato November 21, 2019

Pared

A Spanish word meaning wall, also an Arabic term similar to an I.E.D, or an improvised explosive device.

"Dang bro, you really threw that Pared into the coffee shop."

"Yeah dude while throwing it, it screamed PARED ALLAKBAR!"

by PoopIdiotPoopFuck September 28, 2020