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Sex me please

A person who begs someone to sex
by Jack sexpicty November 15, 2020
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nami_step_on_me_please

nami_step_on_me_please is the anitiktoker who post one piece content and has a severe foot fetish and wants nami to step in her because it is her number 1 dream in life. That is her purpose for living and posting content.
nami_step_on_me_please likes luffy and I need my views back pls i’m begging tiktok 🙏🏾
by FatherYske April 17, 2022
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Polite way when someone who couldn't shut the fuck up!
Friend 1: -starts being annoying-
Friend 2: dude can you please shut the fuck up?
by juggingrootsyeehaw12 June 30, 2022
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Actually, can I have that to go please

A phrase used by the most unthoughtful people in the world, usually in the food and service industry. This is a common phrase that is used when the person ordering (usually at a restaurant) cannot make their mind up for the life of them and constantly need their hand held for the rest of their lives. If a person tells someone their order intending to dine in, and after the order is done they tell the worker they actually “want it to go”, then that is a sign that that person is very inconsiderate and should be killed immediately for taking up the time of the worker and making them do more work for their extremely entitled needs, needs that they have to meet even though they aren’t paid nearly enough.

If you do this, please understand that you will be sent to hell immediately after you die for not following the unspoken code of restaurants and that worker has realized how much of a piece of shit you really are, you Karen bitch.
Customer: “Can I get (a huge order that the employee clearly can’t do their self but has to because they will be fired if they don’t)”

Employee: “Sure, I can be ready with your order soon.”

30 minutes later…

Employee: “Here is your order. Now is there anything else I can help you with?”

Customer: “Actually, can I have that to go please?”

Employee: “You have to be the stupidest fucking person on earth to think I’m going to bag your mountain of an order right after I made you it specifically to dine in? Well I have to because my manager is right behind me.”
by aynthoenie August 29, 2021
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the man, the myth, the peasent

An addaptation of the common phrase of "the man, the myth, the legend", typically used to describe someone who is male of gender, who is very popular, but is not, by any strech of the imagination a "legand". For example, some of your closest friends
Before entering a room, a friend shouts: "Please welcome Jack, the man, the myth, the peasent!"
by A true peasent March 5, 2020
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child please

"'Child please' is a nice way of saying, 'f*** you!'"
-Chad Ochocinco (AKA Chad Johnson)
T.O.: Chad, you suck at football!
Chad: Child please!
by Child, please! November 15, 2011
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please dont eat my cheese

an epresion usualy said when someones cheese is being eaten. the epresion could varry however from "i would verry much apreciate it if you did not injest my moldy cow milk." to "put my cheese down before i blow a fucking hole in the side of your head bitch!" the epresion "please dont eat my cheese" could be acompanied with sobbing, angry grunting, or an ocasional wimper.
bob: yum this cheese shur is good! greg: please dont eat my cheese.
by Daniil fortygin 2006 May 16, 2006
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