pumpernickle za

the pumpernickle zaza is a plant that holds medicinal and hallucinigenic elements. the pumper za is a small herb that spawns at the base of the hallowed forest. the pumper za can be identified by its neon blue color and white spots. you can obtain it by traveling to the hallowed forset or trading with the moon wizzard. the pumper is typically consumed by burning the leaf in a roll and inhaling the sparkling fumes. upont consumtion the user will experience halluciagenic visuals. these visuals can be used to accurately predict the future. the za also calms the users mind and fully restores stamina. it grants the user temporary enchantments of slowness III and mana II. because of these properties it would be wise for a wizzard to keep a stash of pumpernickle zaza handy.

hubert: this my pumper za plug, he chill asf
moon wizzard: you have returned to restock your pumpernickle zaza, i presume
hubert: fuck yea, come fuck wit ya boy
*daps moon wizzard*
sigmund: wow this fella really chill asf

by thebiggestbird February 16, 2023

pumpysul

Some whack ass nickname your girl will give you; most likely a ginger. She will give you this name because she's a whore with no feelings for herself, she'll love you and treat like you're everything then leave you without reasoning.

Jared: Man I got this new girlfriend she callin' me "pumpysul" as a pet name!
Rico: You better stay away from that hoe man; she'll fuck up your life...

by EGOTISITICAL March 22, 2023

pumperclittle

/ˈpəmpərˌklit(ə)l/
noun
The act of having sex with a loaf or slice of bread, or more commonly, the bread having sex with you (it's a very popular term in France.)

I went to France last week and drank a bunch of wine and some chick had me do a pumperclittle, there were crumbs in all my crevices.

by Seniorplum July 21, 2023

Pumper

Being long a stock and saying anything positive about that stock in a public platform, according to IHUB forum standards.

Captain Black Bob Blanco accused me of being a pumper because I said I like the stock

by DiscordPC August 14, 2023

Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome

Dank ass music. Dark ass lyrics.

“Pumped Up Kicks” by Foster The People sounds like an upbeat song, but upon further examination, it is about a school shooting. Any song that has a happy tune, but dark lyrics has Pumped Up Kicks Syndrome.

by SB757 December 23, 2023

Pumpernickel Pickle

A man with such sexual prowess that the woman sleeps deeply and wakes up late in the morning

I almost lost my job because I spent the weekend with a pumpernickel pickle for the third time

by Stacie Sanchez December 25, 2023

Pumpen

When something is going really good.

Bro it's gonna be pumpen when I start throwing hands.

by Pumpenator Propene May 1, 2024