promstitute

promstitute, n, is somebody, usually a random person that you hire to accompany you to your senior prom
*not to be mistaken with the word prostitute, promsitute services are not of any sexual nature, but merely for picture/quintessential high school purposes

For example, asking a classmate you prolly never talked to to go to prom with you because they prolly never got asked or didnt ask anybody, and of course, you dont want to look like a loser on one of the most important nights of your highschool career.
So, you ask, "Hey (insert name here), would you mind being a promstitute on prom?"

by kristothemae April 21, 2009

presstitute

A member of the media who will alter their story and reporting based on financial interests or other ties with usually partisan individuals or groups.

Robert Novak's latest column supporting this administration's criminal policies show that he is nothing more than a presstitute.

by Nicholas Sasson February 10, 2006

Prostituent

A constituent who stands by silently as elected officials make wrong and horrible decisions that are not in the best interests of most other constituents, hoping to benefit economically or socially, much like how a prostitute engages in ugly behavior in exchange for cash."

The charlatan governor of Wisconsin, Scott Walker, has fooled his prostituents into believing they will eventually benefit from lower taxes if they support his administration's goals to lower wages, reduce the mean standard of living, bust unions, cut support for education, slash taxes for the wealthy, and line the pockets of the oligarchs.

by ElSasquatch July 28, 2011

prostidude

1) A male who solicits sex for money, especially such as skater or punk type men or boys.

2) An extremely butch woman who is transgendered to be male who solicites sex for money is also a prostidude.

Dan is such a prostidude.

How many prostidudes are there on barton street?

by Boobert July 15, 2008

prostituter

One who prostitutes their body

Mary is a profesional prostituter.

by Andrea Lewis April 13, 2008

Prostimatute

The pronunciation used by Yogi Bear for prostitute

"Heeeeey a boo-boo, lets get us some prostimatutes!"

by Cody March 12, 2003

prostituted women

A term created and used by neofeminists to infantilize sex workers. The idea being that no woman (nevermind men) would ever voluntary choose sex work, and any that would is psychologically damaged.

It implies that prostitution is something that happens to a person, not something a person does on their own.

There is no such thing as a prostitute, only prostituted women.

by Big Tan Gringo December 9, 2011