Poo cuffing

The act of accidentally smearing some feces on the cuff of your shirt whilst hastily wiping your anus after defecation.

Luke: What's that brown mark on your cuff?
Andrew: Oh yeah, I was poo cuffing last night.
Luke: Dirty fucker.

by Largest of Ds February 27, 2013

Poo Ha

Anus, rectum, butt.

Wow, those Black Hawks really pounded those Red Wings in the poo ha tonight!

by Turtlehore11666 May 17, 2017

Poo Banging

When you stick your thumb up your ass then suck on it.

Mac DeMarco was Poo Banging at the show last night

by Nedthesciencekidd July 17, 2019

Poo Fart

Flatulence that has passed faeces nearing readiness for excretion in the rectum prior to ventilation. The flatulence therefore takes on some extra characteristics related to the faeces, and can be readily identified as a Poo Fart by those nearby.

I just did a poo fart and now my wife is insisting I go to the toilet. Instead, I will simply do more as I am becoming increasingly dissatisfied in this shambles of a marriage.

by poo_fart May 11, 2021

poo poker

meaning arse sex usually for gay men

or arse rape(er/rape(d) but not in the actuall rape kind of way

or bumming

go get poo poked you poo poker

by johnnii August 3, 2007

poo wakely

a small penis

nat: omg kate i bet his widge is massive
kate: deffo a poo wakely

by kurt's bumhole November 27, 2012

Poo pocket

When you spend half your shift as a nurse with a full stool sample in your pocket, thinking it is an all ready empty container.

Nurse Katie goes to demonstrate how to collect the stool sample for a patient

Nurse to patient: ok so you just undo this lid and use the little scooper to get your...... oh god, there is already poo in here! This has been in my pocket all day! I've had a poo pocket all day!

by Duffman445 June 16, 2018