PLUM CHUTNEY

A mans leavings, after having achieved personal nirvana

After a pleasant evening at the drive in, stacey was pleased to rediscover stephens plum chutney on the back seat of her ford focus.

by barrington May 9, 2006

dual plumbing

During male urination: The phenomenon of two separate streams of urine exiting as a result of the two sides of the external urethra sticking together at one point.

Hey man, I took a leak before, I was hitting the bowl, then i look down and see i'm peeing on my foot at the same time!

Dude! you've got dual plumbing!

by toilet_master March 11, 2005

Squishy plumber

When you are soft, you put it in her butt.

I gave ALL THREE of them squishy plumbers!!!

by The Squishy Plumber October 17, 2009

Joe The Plumber

The ex-hardcore-porn movie actor who does plumbing for the neighbors occasionally. He is also planning to be an entrepreneur in the future, had a brief conversation with Barack Obama, and worries that the tax plans under the new administration will affect his plans for the big bright future.

Generally considered the same IQ, a little bit higher or lower than Joe six pack-- depending on your religious beliefs.

Person A: "Dude, did you watch Obama and McCain talking about Joe the plumber? I really enjoyed it! I feel I know a whole lot more about the economic plans of the two presidential candidates"

Person B: "Pathetic!"

by TlPbBiPoAtRn October 15, 2008

plumbus

You know what a plumbus is.

I broke the shleeb off of my plumbus!

by Ricky Boi 69 July 13, 2016

sugar plum

a very hot, sexy, amazing, beautiful, fine ass girl

my girl that ilove. she is my sugar plum and muh everything

by kc 1234 December 13, 2009

Butt Plugs

Something You stick in your ass to stop the shit from shooting out from a mind blowing organismic sensation. This is normally used in lue of anal beads.

Matt: Dude!!!! My bitch Bought butt plugs last night and she tried to use em on me. I told her im not into anal pleasures.(see anal pleasures)
Chris: Dude! Thats fucked up. My mom uses em and i can hear the shit getting stopped on the butt plugs that's how loud it is.
Matt: I know Bra.

by The Home Boys December 16, 2010