philadria

a hot person, or a fool

"Stop being such a philadria!"
Everyone was infatuated with him, as he was a complete philadria.

by That Hot Philadria August 6, 2011

Philanthrofecist

A person who seeks to promote the welfare of others by the generous donation of their feces all over the floor of worthy establishments.

Wealthy Mr Smith just donated a generous amount of his excrement all over the floor of the inner city Taco Bell. He is a real Philanthrofecist.

by Fartindamouf January 20, 2014

Philanthrophony

A human being with the uncanny ability to create personal identity with the hottest news topic of the day within 2 relationships in order to gain perceived social value in the context of a Facebook debate, social discussion, or blog in order to hi jack the thread.

EXAMPLE 1: You know this pacifist in my class that disagrees with Iraq says his uncle that he never knew as a Navy SEAL and was killed in Vietnam. I checked out his story and it wasn't true. What a philanthrophony.

EXAMPLE 2: (Man1) HEY MAN, ALL THESE GUN CONTROL LAWS SEEM LIKE AN ATTEMPT TO DISARM AMERICANS. (Phony) WATCH WHAT YOU SAY, MY NIECE WAS SHOT IN SANDY HOOK! (Man1) I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS. LOONIES WITH GUNS ARE THE ISSUE. I'M HAPPY I BOUGHT MY GLOCK AND KNOW HOW TO USE IT. SAY HOW COME YOUR FACEBOOK DOESN'T HAVE ANY PHOTOS OF YOUR NIECE ON IT? (Phony) WELL, I NEVER REALLY KNEW HER THAT WELL, AND DON'T TALK TO THAT SIDE OF THE FAMILY. (Man1) GEEZ YOU SEEM TO BE A BIT OF A PHILANTHROPHONY.

by San Diego Kbomb June 20, 2014

Philanthrocrat

Rich Democrats. Highly educated and affluent, Philanthrocrats strongly support the social safety net and take very liberal positions on virtually all issues. Most say they always vote Democratic and they are unflagging supporters of Barack Obama. Philanthrocrats are very optimistic about the nation’s future and are the most likely to say that America’s success is linked to its ability to change, rather than its reliance on long-standing principles. On foreign policy, Philanthrocrats are overwhelmingly believe that good diplomacy – rather than military strength – is the best way to ensure peace.

Everyone that likes Bernie Sanders are poor college students. The majority of people that like Hillary Clinton are rich/affluent or middle class democratics, they are such Philanthrocrats.

by benjiy1197 June 17, 2016

Philadelphia Beauty Mark

The weeping sore of a herpes labialis outbreak located on the upper or lower lip.

I just got over a cold, and now I have a Philadelphia Beauty Mark.

by Celexis January 3, 2017

Philadelphian Jockey

The act of snorting cocaine off of someone's male sexual organ. Popularized by the TV Show 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia'.

'Hey, how did your date with go?' 'Oh yeah, it went amazing! After dinner, we immediately hit it of with a Philadelphian Jockey!'

by EgorGeroev January 1, 2018

Philadelphian Jockey

The act of snorting cocaine of someone´s male sexual organ.

´Whoa, I´m so high off of my tits right now, I could let someone perform a Philadelphian Jockey on me!´

by EgorGeroev January 2, 2018