a very small penis peen could only be seen under a microscope. Most women don't enjoy the so called micro penis.
person 1: hey did you guys hear about jimmy's micro peen.?
person 2: i heard that it is smaller than a lady bug.
person 2: i heard that it is smaller than a lady bug.
by SHOOK1230 May 17, 2020
Get the micro peenmug. by cumguzzler2010 September 28, 2023
Get the Peenmug. 
by Mr Dawg12 March 2, 2024
Get the Peenmug. shortened version of "penis". Can be used in just about any context.
Created when picking flowers in Red Dead Redemption
Josh: so what are you doing?
George: picking these flowers so I can get my 100%
Josh: wow................................ PEEN!
George: wait, what did you just call me?!?!?!?
Created when picking flowers in Red Dead Redemption
Josh: so what are you doing?
George: picking these flowers so I can get my 100%
Josh: wow................................ PEEN!
George: wait, what did you just call me?!?!?!?
by masterpeen January 25, 2011
Get the peenmug.