Spedophile

A person with an unhealthy attraction towards people with various degrees of mental retardation.

"That spedophile wants to have a threesome with Susan and Beth. Too bad they don't have a normal number of chromosomes."

by Susan&Beth January 22, 2006

Piedophile

One who is attracted to small pies, tarts, quiches and crumbles of the sort made by Mr Kipling. Unlike being piesexual, this is highly illegal. Being found in possession of child pienography carries a maximum sentence of three years.

Did you hear about that piedophile they arrested last week? Apparrently they noticed him after he tried buying sixteen boxes of Bramley Apple Pies at once.

by Me_Again September 27, 2011

fedophile

A TSA agent sworn to serve and protect the flying public by molesting children.

Those TSA fedophiles want the right to unionize.

AFL-CIO?

No, NAMBLA.

by nrbrkr December 4, 2010

Penophile

Someone who is overly fond of pens. They collect pens that are very particular about the pens they use. A person who goes around the office picking up other people's pens.

Wow Karley is such a penophile, she dipped with my best pens at the meeting!

by MiamiManny November 12, 2019

Spectro-Pedophilia

Getting your sex on with a little ghost.

Wanting to bone Casper the ghost, would be the perfect example of Spectro-Pedophilia..

by moe3575 January 13, 2011

pedofile

a person who really, really needs to learn how to spell

the pedofile didnt pay attention to spelling in class

by Damn Straight January 26, 2005

Paedophile effect

It's when you see a girl or guy who you know is of legal age and they look hot, but only because they look sweet and innocent like a schoolgirl or schoolboy when in fact they are NOT, that's an effect, when they appear to be younger than they are they look hot.

I wish I could be with that girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Dude!, she looks like she's 16
It's okay man I know that she's 21
Oh, that must be the paedophile effect everyone's talking about.

by NewJaeger March 1, 2015