panda attack

the #1 cause of death in america

person 1: hey did you know that joe died of-

person 2: -yes i know... a panda attack

by qwerty472 July 6, 2011

PANDA-MOOSE

a whore of a woman; slut; skank; dirty bird

Girl: "That Melissa is such a Panda-moose, she can't keep her legs closed."

by Miss Zer0 June 30, 2012

panda trainer

a racial slur for chinese people stemming from the fact that there are pandas in china.

Random white guy: you fucking panda trainer go back to china.

by seans October 13, 2009

panda god

Onision as god

Do you believe in panda god
Yes

by Agenderbaby804 February 13, 2017

Panda

A name given to a women who is highly attractive and you would like to have sexual experiences with, unfortunately they are way to old. Or a word for sexy grandmother.

Hey peewee, today when i was at zoo I saw the queen of Doogenville with the president of Panda City. I was so tempted to go over to them but i just had to walk away.

by Panda guy October 6, 2010

Panda Mode

To eat sleep and occasionally take a shit.

Panda mode is when one is extremely tired or wiped out from a semester at college.

1. it's time to enter panda mode

2. gosh, first semester was killer, time to enter panda mode

by gamma475 July 24, 2011

Panda spanking

do something silly. Something quirky. Something TOTALLY unexpected

Have you spanked a Panda today?
Panda spanking relieves stress

by Ghn_o June 23, 2009