House Page

A junior in High School used to deliver legislative work in our nation's Capitol to the House Floor.

Hey Page, I need water.

by Adam February 19, 2005

ghetto page

A ghetto page is when you are running low on credit on your cell phone and as a result, you call someone and hang up, waiting for them to call you back.

Lisa: Marisa just ghetto paged me.

Kelly: Really? She must be running low on minutes.

by m.alicia May 12, 2009

Front page news

This phrase refers to facebook when a post, pictures, note, etc. appear on the home news feed. This varies from user to user.

Scenario 1-
Jerry: "Hey, Bridget! How was the vacation with the kids?"
Bridget: "How the hell ...?"
Jerry: "The pictures made front page news on facebook."

Scenario 2-
Ethan: "No one cares about your faggot emo vampire bullshit, stop posting it or I'll block and report you"
James: "YOU DON'T KNOW ME!!!¡!!¡111!!1!¡ONE!!"

by The Sock Maniac August 8, 2009

teen beauty pageant

a place for underage girls to be judged based on their ability to give grown men boners

My pedophile friend Jack got tickets to the local teen beauty pageant.

We were trying to remind young girls that their bodies are worth more than they are, so we decided to hot a teen beauty pageant.

Did you hear about that former teen beauty pageant competitor who's now happy and successful? Me neither.

by steakeater May 24, 2014

Why are there 125 pages of definitions for BTS?

I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, THESE army ARE A BIT TOO OBSESSIVE......

1st person: Why are there 125 pages of definitions for BTS?! on UrBan DictIonary?

2nd person: I don't know, it's weird....

by PORGSSSS May 10, 2023

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page

What you are doing right now.
Just to warn you, it's practically impossible.

Looking for a sensible thing to vote for on the Urban Dictionary voting page is almost impossible.

by MinecraftVlogMV April 11, 2017

Paeter

1. A giant serving of whale urine
2. An ass the size of Chinada ( a cross breed of the chinese penises and canadian bacon)
3. A large Wii remote shaped penis
4. A homo banker who is in your room stalking your cat
5. A Homo-genius mixture of blood/ urine/ and fish
semen.
6. Gay fish.
7. Lesbian cattle.

Your mom is such a paeter, why can't we sleep together!

by Homo-genius Cattle April 13, 2009