Flying Couch

Riding in the back seat of a car while really high.

"I want shotgun"
"No. You can ride the flying couch."

by Repak July 2, 2008

couch guy

couch guy- a person who resides on someone's couch. He or she may or may not pay rent for the couch. Usually pays through karmic duties such as cleaning or cooking. Usually someone adept to the art of couch surfing. Will usually reside on a couch anywhere from a day to a year.

Dude, you still haven't gotten rid of the "couch guy" yet? How long has been here? Like two years?

by Robin Tibby/ A Couch Guy February 5, 2009

couch potato

they are lazy ass people who sit in front of a tv all day or play video games and eat junk food and only get up a couple of times to go to the bathroom also they probably live with their parents because they dont have enough money to pay for rent or food

couch potato: mom do we have more chips

mom:no you ate them all
Couch potato: well go buy more
mom: No

by PandamandaluvsDdlovato February 6, 2015

jump on the couch

Another way of professing your insane love for your girfriend who's 16 years younger than you

Tom Cruise recently jumped on Oprah's couch then Jay Leno's couch promoting his love for Katie Holmes

by Carlo Evidente July 1, 2005

D-Couch

An alternate word for "Douch" used to referring to somebody and/or thing. Pronounced "Dee Couch".

Chris: John dont talk to Tim.
John : Why not?
Chris: Because he is a D-Couch.
John: Oh! I see!

by John (Mickey D) July 22, 2007

couch trip

(n.) Something that is going nowhere, it is sitting on the couch.

This relationship is a couch trip, let's see other people so we can give eachother STDs!


Your muscle car is a couch trip. Sell it for scrap and buy a bike.

by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004

Couch Fucker

A person that under the right circumstances is cool, for example is a riot in the classroom. But once you invite him over it turns out he is very annoying and embarrassing.

" You know vinny from school? "
" Yeah he's pretty cool, he's in my biology. "
" Well i invited him over and he was a total couch fucker "

by nide cibas July 25, 2008