couch guy- a person who resides on someone's couch. He or she may or may not pay rent for the couch. Usually pays through karmic duties such as cleaning or cooking. Usually someone adept to the art of couch surfing. Will usually reside on a couch anywhere from a day to a year.
by Robin Tibby/ A Couch Guy February 5, 2009
Get the couch guy mug.they are lazy ass people who sit in front of a tv all day or play video games and eat junk food and only get up a couple of times to go to the bathroom also they probably live with their parents because they dont have enough money to pay for rent or food
couch potato: mom do we have more chips
mom:no you ate them all
Couch potato: well go buy more
mom: No
mom:no you ate them all
Couch potato: well go buy more
mom: No
by PandamandaluvsDdlovato February 6, 2015
Get the couch potato mug.Tom Cruise recently jumped on Oprah's couch then Jay Leno's couch promoting his love for Katie Holmes
by Carlo Evidente July 1, 2005
Get the jump on the couch mug.by John (Mickey D) July 22, 2007
Get the D-Couch mug.This relationship is a couch trip, let's see other people so we can give eachother STDs!
Your muscle car is a couch trip. Sell it for scrap and buy a bike.
Your muscle car is a couch trip. Sell it for scrap and buy a bike.
by Gumba Gumba May 14, 2004
Get the couch trip mug.A person that under the right circumstances is cool, for example is a riot in the classroom. But once you invite him over it turns out he is very annoying and embarrassing.
" You know vinny from school? "
" Yeah he's pretty cool, he's in my biology. "
" Well i invited him over and he was a total couch fucker "
" Yeah he's pretty cool, he's in my biology. "
" Well i invited him over and he was a total couch fucker "
by nide cibas July 25, 2008
Get the Couch Fucker mug.1.(noun) cowch poh-tay-toe - a water pipe/bong designed with an angled or very low bowl and that is meant to be smoked in a laid back, relaxed position. They are longer bongs with a neck long enough to rest the bowl on your chest while you smoke and the bowl sits low enough and at a proper angle to prevent water from coming up the pipe. Also are usually meant to be lay down as their storage position, which means they are very stable and would be very difficult to tip.
2. The laziest pure glass bong you'll ever use. You have to be a lazy-ass pothead to drop a few hundred bucks on one like I did. Its great for the shit that you know you're gonna have to lie down after smoking, because you really can't spill it and you just lay it down.
3. A lazy son of a bitch that just lays down and watches TV on the couch all day and plays with himself all night in the same spot.
2. The laziest pure glass bong you'll ever use. You have to be a lazy-ass pothead to drop a few hundred bucks on one like I did. Its great for the shit that you know you're gonna have to lie down after smoking, because you really can't spill it and you just lay it down.
3. A lazy son of a bitch that just lays down and watches TV on the couch all day and plays with himself all night in the same spot.
"Dude, my Couch Potato lets me smoke in my recliner while I'm lying back and I can just leave it sitting on my chest after I smoke it!"
"You shouldn't hit your couch potato while you get head from your girlfriend, because her head bobbing is gonna make it a motherfucker to light that bowl."
"My couch potato fits in well with my abstract art collection! I should like another!"
"You shouldn't hit your couch potato while you get head from your girlfriend, because her head bobbing is gonna make it a motherfucker to light that bowl."
"My couch potato fits in well with my abstract art collection! I should like another!"
by Don Pablo Escobar April 21, 2008
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