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Motard Tears

The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.

These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.

Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
Have a cry motard, I need to make up some more mosturising lotion with your motard tears.
by lycralizard December 18, 2021
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Tear Trace

tear-trace verb, the act of using your finger to trace the path a tear would make down your cheek in order to express sincere sadness at a person's misfortune or sarcasm at somebody's small (possibly first world) problem.

Present Tense: Tear Trace, Tear Traces, Tear Tracing
Past Tense: Tear Traced
Future Tense: Will Tear Trace
1) Friend: Dude, I'm so sad!
Me: *Tear Traces*

2) Friend: I have so much homework!
Me: Same. *Tear Traces*

3) Friend: I ran out of my favorite ice cream so now I have to eat ice cream that's only ok!
Me: *Sarcasticly Tear Traces* Boo Hoo.
by Oldwisehagg June 30, 2015
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Phantom Tears

The feeling of tears running while being just fine.
Friend 1: I have lived in that home for too long, I can feel these phantom tears.
Friend 2: You did live there for over 20 years, I'm sure you'll miss it.
by Bro_Egg July 15, 2021
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Tear Lube

When you run out of lube and get sad so you use your tears as lube
Yesterday I ran out of lube so i got sad and got tears or as i would call it "tear lube" all over my dick, works like a charm
by Papi Rabi May 22, 2017
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true tears

Tears that are shed when someone's heart is truly broken.
Jessica cried when her boyfriend dumped her, but they weren't true tears because she didn't really love him.
by Hunter Oshino May 25, 2016
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Nigger Tears

When a guy hits a black girl with his dick and she crys with a mixture of tears and cum
by Mayo1234 March 22, 2009
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Ass Tears

When you fart really hard and shit leaks out of your ass.
God, I think I just had some Ass Tears.
by Roflcoblers July 2, 2009
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