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keys to the kingdom

being given the 'green light' for sex! -bliss for men and even liked by a few women!!
judy gave me the 'keys to the kingdom' then made a mess of me!!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009
mugGet the keys to the kingdommug.

o-kei

A girl who really likes fighting type video games and enjoys historical manga and wants to bang Hwoarang into the night.
by kappadori April 27, 2009
mugGet the o-keimug.

Key lagging

Bad typing. When you have no spaces and random letters in some kind of text or IM.
Person One: jjjjjjjjjsdakkkkkkkk

Person Two: wtf?

Person One: Oops sry key lagging
by kingman212 January 12, 2011
mugGet the Key laggingmug.

toilet key

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.
Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!
by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011
mugGet the toilet keymug.

Wine Key

A pretentious name for a Corkscrew used by sycophants, and miscreants and those simply seeking to call attention to a simple corkscrew.
My friend could not open a bottle of wine because he couldn't find the Wine Key. So I used a corkscrew and opened it.
by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyork December 21, 2010
mugGet the Wine Keymug.

Kei Gong

The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.
We're going to have a Kei Gong competition this weekend.
by Mr. Putters November 9, 2012
mugGet the Kei Gongmug.

Red key

Used to describe a Dodge Challenger SRT Hell Cat buy it Red Key which is used to unlock all 707 bhp
Ey man did you see Jamie got that Red key challenger
by Some MF online January 27, 2022
mugGet the Red keymug.

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