judy gave me the 'keys to the kingdom' then made a mess of me!!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!
she gave him the keys to the kingdom, his joy was indescribable!
she knew she was going to 'get off'!! he gave her the keys to the kingdom!
by michael foolsley December 30, 2009

A girl who really likes fighting type video games and enjoys historical manga and wants to bang Hwoarang into the night.
"O-kei likes banana bread."
by kappadori April 27, 2009

by kingman212 January 12, 2011

A roll of toilet paper that is brought to you so you can leave the imprisonment of a toilet without shit tickets.
Honey, can you grab the "toilet key" for me, I'm locked in again! Fucking kids need to start replacing the rolls!
by davidbrookstone October 25, 2011

A pretentious name for a Corkscrew used by sycophants, and miscreants and those simply seeking to call attention to a simple corkscrew.
My friend could not open a bottle of wine because he couldn't find the Wine Key. So I used a corkscrew and opened it.
by MrTrumpetfromupstatenewyork December 21, 2010

The ancient Chinese art of weight lifting using one's genitals. Also practiced by various cultures throughout the world.
by Mr. Putters November 9, 2012

by Some MF online January 27, 2022
