crumb slut

a person, typically a woman, who is a slut for crumbs

UGHHHHH IM SUCH A CRUMB SLUT I WANT YOUR FAT LOAD OF CRUMB DRIPPING OUT OF ME

by apple grapetato June 11, 2021

Crumb whore

one who fucks for mere crumbs!

Saw that crumb whore Tracy at the club last night.

by Kathy Melrose June 9, 2008

get your crumbs at the ready

Preparing to make fun of somebody, hence the term "crumb," which means to make fun of. The term parodies medieval battles with archers getting ready to fire at their enemy.

A completely unattractive chick walks by and two guys are trying not to laugh.
-"Oh God..."
-"Get your crumbs at the ready!"
And away they go teasing her deliberately.

by acrestare July 3, 2011

crumbed fish

When an individual swims in the sea naked and then runs out and “crumbs” themselves by rolling around in the sand.

Two uni students were seen being crumbed fish last night, quite a disturbing sight.

by Hahahhalololitsolives December 8, 2019

crumb drinker

A derogatory term for a Lesbian hooker who doesn’t tip waiters and lives in an urban area

You dirty crumb drinker

Fucking Crumb Drinker

Have you seen Karen what a fucking crumb drinker

by Crumb Drinker101 February 3, 2020

Bum crumb

Residue of toilet paper left on someone’s behind after wiping.

“Did you know kyle’s dad’s “bum crumbs” float up to the top of the water when his dad has a bath”

by anonymous November 30, 2021

poo crumbs

the leftover poo left in the toilet bowl after you flush and scrub your skidmarks off.

"stop leaving poo crumbs in the toilet!"

by hasotomynaso April 10, 2025