oliver

he is the meanest bitch alive but loves you even tho he fucked mega mind

hey oliver what did you do last night
i fucked mega mind you stupid fuck

by your moms sussy baka toes 69 December 3, 2021

oliver

he is the meanest bitch alive but loves you even tho he fucked mega mind

hey oliver what did you do last night
i fucked mega mind you stupid fuck

by your moms sussy baka toes 69 December 3, 2021

Oliver

Oliver is a fucking loser with no friends, he also has a micro penis. his best friend is dating his crush. and his hair is terrible.

Person 1: oliver is gay as hell
Person 2: yeah

by MotherEureka December 7, 2021

Oliver

Oliver is the kind of guy that plays idle games alot.....and possibly doesn't shower, but you've known him for so long that you're used to it and can tolerate his shit

(Secretly you consider him a friend)

Me: Damn, Oliver is a prick

by El Judoninonus December 10, 2021

Oliver

dear Oliver,
you make my days so much better and I think I truly love you. since the day I met you I knew there was something special about you, you are artistic, funny, loving, respectful, handsome and so much more. I love you in every way and I hope to never lose you even if we only stay friends and nothing more. btw please fuck me

karina: "oliver is so amazing I love him."
Elysa: "haha you should date him."
Emma: "yesss ask him out."

by shitonyourfacecunt December 12, 2021

Oliver

An amazing friend. No one quite like him. Extremely friendly but also introverted, beyond handsome. Deserves the absolute best in life and will be very successful in the future. Couldn’t ask for a better friend.

Ya know oliver?
“ the super nice one? “
Yea that one

by user62738838383 January 6, 2022

Oliver

Usually decently smart and Is pretty good looking but most importantly he has a gigantic penis like 46cm like damn it’s big it bludges through his pants

P1: Hey you know Oliver

P2: Yeah that guy with pretty much a 3rd leg

by Oliver the pizz January 7, 2022