anti NASCAR heckler:NASCAR is fuckin lame man dumb ass redneck sport where jackasses get paid too much to drive around in circles for 3 1/2 hours, it's not a sport neither "NFL" "MLB" "NHL" THOSE are sports
me to anti NASCAR heckler:(i kick him very swiftly in the nut's) "DOES IT SUCK NOW ASSHOLE!?!?"
me to anti NASCAR heckler:(i kick him very swiftly in the nut's) "DOES IT SUCK NOW ASSHOLE!?!?"
by Joe Smith 2 August 20, 2007
Get the nascar mug.National Assioation Of Stock Car Auto Racing (NASCAR). A sport in America that is now the #1 sport. Drivers Such as Tony Stewart or Dale Jr. drive for their teams at tracks such as Daytona, and Watkins Glen. (to all those nascar haters who define nascar in RACIST ways nascar isn't just a sport for white southerners.. and calling people "rednecks" is a compliment because if you look up the term "redneck" it is not what you think. And if you think that the Nascar cars are "ceral boxes or billboards" you must be watching a Nascar race from the 1960"s because the cars today are high in aredynimacs and go 190+mph. The drivers and teams are famaily and fan oriented unlike F1 or other sucky forms of racing. those drivers of those types of racing are so obssessed with theirselfs and do NOT have anything to do with the team or sport are sucky! those drivers when they wreck they are so stupid to be outside of the car like F1 where their stupid self has their head out of the car and when they drive and wreck they come out of the car and are flying across the track hit another car and they all spin out and the car goes into a million peices and they all end up killing each other from a simple bump and their PLASTIC cars can't handle the impact so thats the end.. then you got drivers like suchmacher who leads and wins everything because he is on a team with all the money and supplies to there avantage ends up 50+ car lengths in front of the other cars and they can't even keep their cars from spinning out on pit road at 30 mph (danica patrick). Nascar has teams evenly divded and you can see rubbin which is racing at the start finish line making a exciting fisish.. ANYONE CAN HIT A BALL FLYIN AT THEM AND RUN.. ANYONE CAN CATCH A BALL AND RUN BY SOME OVERWEIGHT DUDE ON DRUGS TO A TOUCHDOWN.. ANYONE WHO IS A AFRICAN AMERICAN!!! CAN PLAY BASKETBALL NO WHITE MAN CAN ITS NOT THAT WAY THEY ARE THE RASICT ONES!!!! NOT EVERYONE CAN RACE LIKE THEY THINK THOSE CARS ARE SO AVANCED THEY ARE PULLLING MULITPLE "G'S" THROUGHT THE CORNERS AS MUCH AS THE SPACE SHUTTLE LIFTING OFF THAT MAKES IT HARD TO STEER IN THE CORNERS. THE CARS CAN BE SPUN OUT BY A SIMPLE TURN THE WRONG WAY IT ISNT AS EASY AS IT LOOKS!!!!!!) SO IF YOU CANT SAY ANYTHING GOOD DO SOME REASEARCH AND DONT INSULT THE SOUTH AND BE RACIST!!! you can go mess around with drugs and be anti social in your other sports not to mention racist in basketball you Afircan Americans can stop saying rasicst stuff about rednecks, southerners, and whites you are the ones in "your" sport and you are the ones abusing your familys anf having the goverment pay for your life and your problems so get up off your butt and get a job and quit complaing about a good sport and HARD WORKING men and his family and The WHITE people!!! GET A LIFE!!!!!!
by Ricky R____T April 7, 2007
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People who have never been to a NASCAR race and think all their fans are drunk, mentally disabled inbred rednecks who only love NASCAR, professional wrestling, beer, country music and Dale Earnhardt Jr. They also think Nascar fans live in trailors and depend on welfare.
Their favorite phrase to say is "NASCAR sucks" because they're too blind and stupid to actually experience the sport in person.
Look at the facts:
Less than 10 full time drivers were born and raised in the south.
We race on ovals, Ds, a triangle, two road courses and a square. Where are the circles? THERE ARE NONE!
We race Chevrolets, Fords, Dodges and Toyotas.
We are not discriminatory against blacks, women, or Latinos. Look up Bill Lester, Danica Patrick and Juan Pablo Montoya.
Danica Patrick doesn't get all of our dicks hard. In fact, most NASCAR fans think she has no talent and she has the body of a pre-pubescent boy.
NASCAR cars can get up to 150 degrees. They have hardly any air conditioning, the drivers have to negotiate high speeds, they have to wear snowmobile suits, heavy duty gloves and a full faced helmet.
Their favorite phrase to say is "NASCAR sucks" because they're too blind and stupid to actually experience the sport in person.
Look at the facts:
Less than 10 full time drivers were born and raised in the south.
We race on ovals, Ds, a triangle, two road courses and a square. Where are the circles? THERE ARE NONE!
We race Chevrolets, Fords, Dodges and Toyotas.
We are not discriminatory against blacks, women, or Latinos. Look up Bill Lester, Danica Patrick and Juan Pablo Montoya.
Danica Patrick doesn't get all of our dicks hard. In fact, most NASCAR fans think she has no talent and she has the body of a pre-pubescent boy.
NASCAR cars can get up to 150 degrees. They have hardly any air conditioning, the drivers have to negotiate high speeds, they have to wear snowmobile suits, heavy duty gloves and a full faced helmet.
NASCAR Blinders: All NASCAR drivers do is go around in circles.
Guy2: If you think that way, let's go to the NASCAR race this weekend.
(guy1 realizes that NASCAR is more than cars driving in ovals. He finds out that the local economy gains millions of dollars for holding a race, he realizes that it is something a family can do together. He suddenly loves the speed and performance of the cars as they zoom by a 200 miles per hour. He finds out the guy sitting beside him is from Australia, they guy in front of him is from Riverside, California and the lady behind him is from Wisconsin. His opinion of the sport suddenly changes.)
Guy1: Thanks, man. That was awesome. I learned alot.
Guy2: If you think that way, let's go to the NASCAR race this weekend.
(guy1 realizes that NASCAR is more than cars driving in ovals. He finds out that the local economy gains millions of dollars for holding a race, he realizes that it is something a family can do together. He suddenly loves the speed and performance of the cars as they zoom by a 200 miles per hour. He finds out the guy sitting beside him is from Australia, they guy in front of him is from Riverside, California and the lady behind him is from Wisconsin. His opinion of the sport suddenly changes.)
Guy1: Thanks, man. That was awesome. I learned alot.
by The Litter Box August 29, 2011
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by Thv December 20, 2021
Get the Nusrat mug.Nascar is an awesome bad-ass sport that aint just for rednecks. all you city slickers out there need get this through yalls thick heads: Nascar takes a TON of talent and is a very exciting sport if you actually try to like it and if you have a favorite driver to cheer on. so just shut the hell up bout Nascar. and not all rednecks are just inbred pieces of shit like yall think.
Redneck 1: Did you watch the Nascar race last night?
Redneck 2: HELL YES!!! best race of the year cause Tony Stewart, Kyle Busch, Jeff Gordon, and Kevin Harvick all wrecked!! plus Jr. won it!!
Redneck 1: yupp mighty darn good race but i drank my last case of Budwieser...
Redneck 2: that sucks...
Redneck 2: HELL YES!!! best race of the year cause Tony Stewart, Kyle Busch, Jeff Gordon, and Kevin Harvick all wrecked!! plus Jr. won it!!
Redneck 1: yupp mighty darn good race but i drank my last case of Budwieser...
Redneck 2: that sucks...
by None of your DAMN business!! September 3, 2010
Get the Nascar mug.guy who gets a great amount of thrill and excitement upon wathcing a car make lefts turns at high speeds for hours. who then continue to play a wide assorment of nascar video games, have there own leauges on these video games and a set schedule when they have there leauge races, make there own game covers on photoshop, design there own cars on photoshop, and no everything about whats going on with the drivers. these guys usually have no girlfriend, or friend in real life(only internet/game friends) and have no life and do nothing with themselfs.
brian:omg kevin that cover looks great.
driggers:what about mine
brian:it looks good.......but kevin omg
john:shut up
toby:hey imma make a cover too
kevin:why is everyone doing what im doing
brian:so whose racing in the race tonight
shocker:sorry cant make it
greatcar:yeah i got band practice sorry
brian:well"(screaming in backround)brian..."i'll be right back
kevin:whip cha the whip keeper has spoken.
jess:shut up kevin. your all just ca bunch of nascar nerds.
driggers:what about mine
brian:it looks good.......but kevin omg
john:shut up
toby:hey imma make a cover too
kevin:why is everyone doing what im doing
brian:so whose racing in the race tonight
shocker:sorry cant make it
greatcar:yeah i got band practice sorry
brian:well"(screaming in backround)brian..."i'll be right back
kevin:whip cha the whip keeper has spoken.
jess:shut up kevin. your all just ca bunch of nascar nerds.
by jada sinhora July 28, 2010
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