Nut-mugged

Nut-mugged (Nut-mugging), When one's nuts (testicles) are mugged. This can involved being raped or just through hard sex. This term may also be used in the instance that one has just lost disgracefully.

1. 'Jesus, I only went to the shops for a pint of OJ and I got nut-mugged by a midget on the way.'

2. 'I got completely nut-mugged by this bitch last night...'

3. 'Oh for fucks sake, why do we always get nut-mugged at football!'

by Matt-the-twat March 10, 2008

Mug fuck

A really bad, and ugly school photo.

It's not a school photo, It's a mug fuck because I didn't smile.

by Jeff Valantine January 10, 2009

Mug

noun, a moral code or standard. Mugs are often very personal and self imposed.

No, I can't do that; it would break my mugs.

by Scott Fulmer May 13, 2005

celtic mug

dont mug yourself. the huns on the third floor are giving it a debriefing as we speak. approach the danger, cause im the motherfucken notorious d r e

gimme back the fucken mug you cocksuckers

by charlie angel March 14, 2003

Cool as a Mug

Cool, or phat. Came into being in the early 1990's in urban Washington D.C. Was based on the root beer, Mug.

Dat Caddy be cool as a Mug.

by leroy January 17, 2004

shady mug

typically for an undercover cop. Or any really shady person.

watch out for that shady mug on rt 309!
Dude, he's totally been acting like a shady mug lately. Fricker.

by phi123shadymcfrick October 3, 2012

nut mug

Unlike the soccer phrase nutmeg, the victim of a nut mugging has to be male. The victim is impaled with a sharp object in the male genital region also known as the ballsack. Semen and blood begin spilling out of the man’s sack as this gruesome act is performed. The items used to impale the sack usually include tooth picks, knives, and sharpened toothbrushes. This act is highly illegal in every state and country while if done the so called nut muggerwill be put to death instantly. As the male victim will have much difficulty reproducing and spreading his genes.

Bro Kyle is pissing me off I’m about to nut mug him

by ....Donut April 23, 2018