Windows ME

The "Mellinium" edition of windows, which was apparently found in Bill Gates' toilet some unknown morning. It is subject to incessant crashing and freezing, and my scanner doesn't work with it, the stupid thing.

If someone IMs me, Windows ME crashes. If I open a webpage, Windows ME crashes. If the phone rings, Windows ME crashes. If a butterfly lands on a flower in the rainforest, Windows ME crashes.

by Teh Kitteh December 27, 2003

Step on me

When you simp for someone or are attracted to them you'll say step on me

Beidou is hot I want her to step on me
Kazuha please step on me

by BeidouSimpBtw July 14, 2021

cooking me

Making Somebody Mad 😡

Some Of Y'all Females Be Cooking Me With Y'all Stiff Weaves

by IssaSack March 23, 2017

Fuck Me

1. What you say when anything mildly inconveniences you.

Taylor: Fuck me! I just stepped on a fucking lego!

by Arivire October 21, 2018

Try me

Another way of saying "Come at me bitch."

"Ya? Fucking try me." She said to Jessie

by I wanna be ur wifey... for lif December 18, 2016

it's above me

I don't give a fuck.

Black Guy: I understand that, but on the phone you called me a fucking nigger.

Racist Lady: But I really need a place to stay, my grandma just died.

Black Guy: I understand that, but it's above me now. There's the Best Western next door.

by RebootedRaccoon June 3, 2019

beats me

A phrase meaning 'i dont know.' Usually used when some one asks you something you should know, or when your particularly clueless about any situation.

person 1- "Wow, how did you get that bruise?"
person 2- "Beats me!"

by Nemrem February 20, 2006