naked

1; the state of being devoid of clothing
2; bare
3; unprotected
4; stripped of possessions

"Sometimes ya just gotta get naked and dance in front of small children"

by rian February 15, 2005

Nakai

Nakai is the funniest most happiest person you'll ever meet she is awesome pretty and she is very willing to always talk she'll make you laugh so much even when you don't want to talk to her at times

Nakai is soo Funny

by The real 123 May 31, 2018

Special Naked Occasion

A Special Naked Occasion is an episode of Sex.

I had a Special Naked Occasion with my Special Naked Friend last night.

I just shared a Special Naked Occasion with Jo (means Jo and I just had sex)

by Bambi Gray September 1, 2005

happy naked

A person who is happy when naked.

Sam is SOO Happy Naked!

by Jaymi Midget June 12, 2004

shit happens when you party naked

Anything can happen when you are partying and clothes are removed.

Todd: Whoa, that party was wild, man. I got my girlfriend pregnant and got the clap from some chick whose name I don't even remember.
Me: Shit happens when you party naked!

by DaunteCulpepper October 11, 2008

naked ferret

to scamper around nakedly before or after having sex

i'd like to naked ferret him.

by eunice brow January 21, 2008

Naked Squatter

1. A squatter often found dwelling naked in your cupboard
2. A person who premature ejaculates at the sight of cupboards
3. Check your cupboard; it is common for a creature known as Jim to be masturbating in there

FUCK ME! There's a naked squatter in my cupboard!

Hey James! There's a young boy fapping in my cupboard. Don't worry, it's just another naked squatter.

Seriously, you've been in there 3 weeks. Stop masturbating and go home! Fucking naked squatters...

by Charlie McV January 24, 2009