chuck norris

a man who instead of having a chin under his beard, he acually has another fist

did you know that under chuck norris' beard, instead of a chin there's actually another fist?

by partybear May 20, 2007

chuck norris

Chuck Norris on being wet.

When Chuck Norris takes a bath, he doesn't get wet, the water gets Chuck.

by Jorsie November 13, 2007

chuck norris

the act of kicking ones ass

After saying stupid stuff, Timmy got chuck norrised

by Sam Schley September 18, 2007

Chuck Norris

The end of the world.

Chuck Norris *roundhouse kick* KABOOOOM

by ROMEYROME! October 18, 2009

chuck norris

god.
chuck as all mighty powers and created the earth

Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can walk on Jesus.

by Chuck norris slave September 11, 2007

Chuck Norris

The nine parts of speech are the - noun,pronoun,verb,adverb,adjective,preposition,conjunction,interjection and Chuck Norris

Student: What's a noun?
Class teacher: A noun is anything that has weight and pwns space
Student: What's a Chuck Norris?
Class teacher: Chuck Norris is not defined by words, words are defined by Chuck Norris

by BgFsh August 27, 2009

Chuck Norris

A moving tank.Probably from the future.Simply cannot be destroyed.

Japan:We'd better surrender,they've got Chuck Norris!

by god of word June 09, 2010