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nacho

A nacho is a mack daddy. To guys, being called a nacho is something to be quite proud of, as you've gained much knowledge in the art of feminine seduction. To many girls, a nacho is suave, sleek, and sexy, however to others, he seems a tad overrated and not very appealing whatsoever.
Dude, did you see that Nacho?!
Damn, Nacho is such a pimp!
by Teh Beast? September 7, 2008
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Topless nachos

Nacho cheese eaten off a womans naked chest with chips
those were the best nachos ever. especially off naked boobies. mmm topless nachos.
by El crow December 26, 2007
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nacho anus

The act of putting hot nacho cheese into one's anus and proceeding to squeeze it out unto nacho chips to enjoy.
"Man i'm hungry lets go make some nacho anus."
by The Jackel May 16, 2006
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SCHLEPPING NACHAS

Comes from the two well know yiddish words, "schlepping," to drag around, and, "nachas," meaning pride.

Dragging around the accomplishments of ones children.

It is no surprise that the Jewish community values intellectual accomplishments, and the Torah tells us to strive for greatness, to become a pillar of our community. In Judaism, a man, is not one who is an accomplished pugilist, or fighter. He is a bookish intellectual, a scholar, a doctor, phd, or attorney.
..oh did I tell you?! Barry is completing his residency at Johns Hopkins Hospital! He will be great doctor, we always knew he would---even in college, he was at the top of his class, the president of all the clubs in high school! ...oh by the way, how is Ari doing?

Oy, there's Miriam, SCHLEPPING NACHAS again!
by halfassjew June 5, 2013
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Nacho Taint

Place between the base of your dick and your balls.
Your mom's bottom lip is always on my nacho taint.
by Girtmexico July 21, 2012
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Maxi-Nachos

Noun: An assortment of month-old used Maxi pads, baked for 15 minutes at 450 degrees and served with a fresh sals of uteral lining. Traditionally served with a queef burrito. Can also be used as an insult (in lieu of douchenozzle).
Maxi-Nachos Example 1:

Me: Dude, I'm hungry.
Jack: Yeah let's get some fuckin' Maxi-Nachos.
Me: And Queef Burritos?
Jack: Where's your sister?

Maxi-Nachos Example 2:

Me: Son of a bitch. There is Jimmy again.
Jack: What a fucking Queef Burrito.
Me: Yeah, he's a big ole pile of Maxi-Nachos.
Jack: Yeah.
Me: Yeah. You wanna get lunch?
Jack: Where's your sister?
by M.Chabon October 1, 2008
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nacho

that girl got a nacho
by tdr2253 January 23, 2004
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