mystery friend

When you're with one of your boys and you're trying to catch some tail for the night via text. You eventually convince one girl to meet up but still need to watch out for your friend, so you get the girl to bring one of her friends to low-key hook up with your friend. Her friend is referred to as Mystery Friend because neither of you know her name, or more importantly, her looks. Mystery Friend is often far less good-looking than the original friend, usually fat, and always desperate.

Mike: Yo! I got Porschia to hang out tonight and she said she'll bring a friend for you!
Jon: Nice! Is she hot?
Mike: No clue.

Jon: Oh great, a Mystery Friend...
Mike: Just plan on the Mystery Friend being a 4 and hopefully you won't be disappointed when you see her.

by FlowJo February 28, 2017

red mystery

Girls waking up in the middle of the night to find her panties soak with blood from her period. She goes on to eat it

OMG. Mary had a red mystery last night

by knighttroller January 8, 2015

mystery wedgie

when friends hold u down and give u a wedgie also put mysterious items down the front.

I was on the beach when my friends came and gave me a mystery wedgie in my speedo. They put down a crab which pinched, seaweed, sand, and food for seagulls. the animals were bighting and pinching. it hert sooooo bad.

by hotty July 29, 2008

MyTeam

A term used to describe a strange, weird-looking, awkward person, place, or thing. The goal is to call as many weird looking people, places, or things as possible. The most interesting team wins, but of course it never end!

For example:

You spot a strangly dressed individual.

"Myteam!"

by tinabobina21 July 10, 2009

Mystalk

Using myspace to stalk people or using myspace to look someone up before you meet them

"So I totally mystalked you to see what you looked like"

by Ashley Wentzel December 26, 2007

Mysta Champ

A man with great confidence in himself. Most Mysta Champ types are extremely good looking but there is only one true Mysta Champ on earth at any given time. There are many imitators but very few have the charm and charisma to match the one true Mysta Champ. Mysta Champ carrys himself in such a way that women melt at the very sight of him. If you ever find a Mysta Champ hold on to him and never let him go. Why?...because he's the champ!

Wow girlfriend did you see that fine dude walk by? He's magnificent!

Yeah that's Mysta Champ! Stay away from him cus he's mine bitch!

by straightlogic August 5, 2011

MysteryMeat

Luncheon meat.
Spam.

An alias used by Phob0s, goddess of beatings and IRC peonage.

MysteryMeat pwnz you.

by EKM July 13, 2003