Not to jack my self off

Similar to “not to toot my own horn”, it’s said before someone is going to talk about what makes them great.

Not to jack my self off but I do have the nicest ‘69 mustang.

by Unk22 August 5, 2022

I can't coman go and kee mysef

This is a local phrase used mostly by Nigerian millennials as witty remarks, to describe a scenario where one is tired or gives up on a situation or thing.

In a nutshell, it's used to describe a scenario where something is incapable of being solved or accomplished.

Since my last relationship, my life has been nothing but peace at its purest. Ah, I can't coman go and kee mysef.

After cooking the meals and tucking the kids to bed by 10pm, you still expect me to do your laundry? I can't coman go and kee mysef o.

by Candyswrites January 3, 2020

My self

U are a beautiful human being and every body loves u secretly and u have 17 people fighting over u right now thinking I hope they choose me

Guy1- wow look at her/ him 🤤
Guy2-i know right there so hot

They all want to look like u (my self)

Guy3-i call dibs
Guy4- no I call dibs I bet they like me more
Guy5-I hear they like so’n’so
Guy6-sh***********t!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Guy7- I wish I looked like that my self is ugly

by Elsie Murdoch December 18, 2019

myselves

Far less popular sibling of themself, owing to its obnoxiously self-regarding ostentatiousness.

"i hurt myselves today."

by _m374 May 18, 2006

mself

Myself

Im alow mself 2 move on & so letn go & eventually he'll cm to realise tht he nds me mr tn I nd hm.

by Hercolena Oliver May 29, 2010

I’m gonna kill my self

Mostly used to say ur tired of people killing you in a game so you say this

Zara: hahahahaha Adri:I didn’t do anything to hurt u Zara: oops but- Adri: but no I’m gonna kill my self

by Chrishell June 30, 2020

mcselfie

When your drunk or high at Mcdonalds but you still look on point, so you take a selfie

Ciarah was so lit last night takin Mcselfies eatin nuggets and shit!

by YaDOWNwitOPP September 19, 2016