Mustache

1) Chris Baker

2) A man with the looks of Adolph Hitler

3) A style of facial hair commonly referred to as a 70's porn accessory.

Hey that guy is sporting a "mustache!!"

by vasectomy71 June 7, 2011

mayonnaise mustache

this is when a man cream pies (cums on a girls vagina)and then licks her out after

"jees i was so wasted last i night i ended up with a mayonnaise mustache by the end of it"

by briangormley February 19, 2009

Military Mustache

When a soldier or a person in a soldier costume cuts a hole into the crotch and lets the balls or vagina free. Then the
soldier squats on the sleeping persons face. Resting either
the vagina or balls on the upper lip area, while saluting.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him the Military Mustache.

by Young cholo January 4, 2008

poopy mustache

an unthick poopy dirt looking mustache. looks like someone smeared dirt around there face. Its ugly and digusting

hey you have a poopy mustache go shave it you look dirty

by nick-sack December 13, 2005

Growing A Mustache

Something or Somebody that is just being gay, or is just pissing you off lately

Man work sucks, this place has been growing a mustache lately

Man, Willy's pissing me off, he's really been growing a mustache lately

by Timmy March 14, 2003

Mustache

Saying mustache is another way to refer to the hair on a females privates.

“Yo, I gave my girl h**d and she had a whole mustache”

by This is not ok August 31, 2020

doodoo mustache

someone who kisses ass alot, and has left over poop on their upper lip; brown noser; can also be used to call someone who gets a dirty sanchez.

Benny: I totally cant stand Daniels, he's always tryna 1 up everyone in the shop.

Lincoln: I know he's such a doodoo mustache!!!

by midnight ninja August 12, 2009