When you and your buddies are watching a film or TV show which is showing a lot of female pubic hair.
by CrazyRetard July 7, 2011
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You know when a girl is in junior high and her pubes are out of control and beast like, they get a little matted down from the panties and cotton panel. So if a boy goes downtown for a little action, he discovers the matted down pubes or the muff coaster.
Hey dude, I went to go finger blast a girl last night and it took me forever to get through the muff coaster before I could get to her fun tunnel.
by Hot for Histo October 29, 2011
Get the muff coaster mug.little red bumps on a man's lower abdomen caused from being ridden by his woman after she has recently shaved down there.
I was so excited my girlfriend shaved her muff, but the next day I had muff burn from the little hairs trying to grow back.
by Cap'n Positive January 8, 2012
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Get the muff sucker mug.When some diva calls themselves princess muff, they personally believe they have the best muff in the entire world. What it ACTUALLY means is that their stuck up, non-perfect, hairy, flabby muff is cooped up on the inside hiding from the world not wanting to be seen by others. It's like when the mean girl at your school claims she has everything, but in reality she's no one. Yeah, that's what a princess muff means.
I am princess muff, beholder of the all mighty pink, rosy, flowery muff!
Girl over there: I wish I had the confidence she had even though I've totally seen her muff and it isn't anything to brag about.
Girl over there: I wish I had the confidence she had even though I've totally seen her muff and it isn't anything to brag about.
by Therealestmuff January 26, 2015
Get the Princess muff mug.A brazenly wild and unkempt bush. Common among moms who don't have time to shower, much less shave or get a Brazilian.
Wow, my mom-muff is out of the control. Gotta tame this before bikini season!
Love me, love my mom muff.
Love me, love my mom muff.
by mommuff June 24, 2014
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