Mountain biking is a form of Sadomasochism akin to self-flagellation made publicly acceptable by claiming it is healthy
by Doomanic November 28, 2011
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"Omg I looked down her shirt and all I saw was mountain dew"
"Ew gross, she got mountain dew all down her shirt"
"Ew gross, she got mountain dew all down her shirt"
by urbanme94 September 27, 2009
Get the Mountain Dew mug.Like a cougar, only older & with chin hair. They typically try to dress trendy, get with young cabana boy type guys, have ginormous acrylic nails, processed hair, and liver spots. May or may not be a sugar mama, depending on the wealth (or lack thereof) her first (and/or 2nd-3rd-4th) husband had.
If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.
If not wealthy, Mountain Goats can often be found residing in trailer parks, with at least on piece of Dolly Parton paraphernalia.
Christena: "whoah, did you see the gold splattered jeggings that Mountain Goat is wearing in an effort to appear relevant & get that dude's attention who's in his early 20's?"
Johnny: "for reals. It's disturbing; she smells like generic Elizebeth Taylor White Diamonds perfume, stale menthols & used cat litter..."
Johnny: "for reals. It's disturbing; she smells like generic Elizebeth Taylor White Diamonds perfume, stale menthols & used cat litter..."
by Freckletastic November 26, 2010
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Get the mountain dew mug.The act of being pelted with a throwing dart uber hard. ( coming from the zoosk commercial banned in select areas).
Did you see that commercial where that guy yelled" MOUNTAIN TOP!" and hit that dude in the chest with a dart????? lol it was hilarious! he got mountain topped
by gooserobber January 21, 2011
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Brighton, get away from the school zone or I'll call Mountain View Security!
We spotted Mitch and Kiffer flirting, so we had to call Mountain View Security
We spotted Mitch and Kiffer flirting, so we had to call Mountain View Security
by MVSecurity November 13, 2011
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