HJ Mitch

L game, go-karting merchant, into his 4th cousin and still got no rizz

HJ Mitch simped and bought nuggets for women and they ate them and ran away L rizz

by HJMitchNorizz December 01, 2022

Mitch McConnell Eyes

When you’re in bed giving your best pump to a person who’s eyes stare blankly into space as if any emotional and physical attachment to that moment are completely numb and oblivious to the current situation at hand.

Broh I was slinging the MADDEST pipe to this girl last night but she kept giving me them “Mitch McConnell eyes” and there’s zero probability that I was the issue.

by Underwhelming personality July 31, 2023

Mitch cruze

An enigma , heard but never seen. People say he's the man. But it's never been proved.

Oh that Mitch Cruze at it again

by Sk07ch November 03, 2018

Mundane Mitch

Male version of a basic bitch.

That mundane Mitch needs to stop bragging about his gluten free diet and CrossFit. He is basic as shit.

by FeelingYachty December 26, 2017

mitch slap

slap a dumbass named mitch or mitchell on DEC 13

come here so i can mitch slap you

by coltvow December 12, 2023

Mitch rapp

Badass motherfucker who should not be messed with

Holy shit Mitch rapp just killed someone

No shit Sherlock he is a assassin

by Just a country girl May 02, 2022

papi mitch

A short guy who is always mad, but he is hot as FUCK.

Mathew: god I miss papi mitch

God: yeah he is super hot

by superh@tgirl August 08, 2022