Mistletoes

Athlete's Foot for elves

Elf 1: Hey, why isn't Elf 3 working today
Elf 2: He came down with a bad case of mistletoes.

by Sumgyen Pakistan December 27, 2021

Misterbugsgf

The haters are gonna hate hate hate hate hate 😋
And I'm just gonna shake shake shake shake shake 🤪
Shake it off shake it off 🤗

In all jokes stan bre <3 ❤

Bre is slay
Brephobes make me wanna 🤮
We love misterbugsgf

by Auroreslays June 1, 2022

Chamber Mistress

Like a chamber maid, but in a more BDSM way.

"Mi-chan is a chamber mistress"

by DropDeadMisa May 28, 2009

Life Mistress

The friend you pick up after you drop off your girlfriend; the interaction between you is not a sexual one, but she could destroy you with the information she's gathered about your life.

Hey life mistress, remember when you ran to get me more beer even though you couldn't walk? I'm sure glad my girlfriend was asleep

by Stonee November 2, 2010

Shin-mister

The extremely low urinals taking up half the wall, typically seen in movie theaters, that mist your shins as your urine ricochets off the back wall.

Mom: son, do you have to go to the bathroom before we leave?

Son: No way, they have shin-misters here!

by Insiqnia August 16, 2011

Medical Mistress

1. A married doctor's love interest

2. A married doctor's love interest who coaxes said doctor to separate/divorce his wife to be with her (mistress)

A medical mistress is whomever a male doctor cheats on his wife with or leaves his wife for

by Orenn May 12, 2013

u/mistercakelol

A non-virgin that is in love with u/gamerdude9999

gamerdude9999: u/mistercakelol i love you hubby

mistercakelol: I love you too hubby wubby

by anonymous June 19, 2021