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mississippi pickle fuck

A shot of tequila/vodka (vodquila) followed by a shot of pickle juice
Hey Brad, let’s take a Mississippi Pickle Fuck to start off the night.
by Mbrick April 24, 2019
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Mississippi Clothes-Drying

The Mississippi Clothes-Drying, is when, in a hot summer day one of those soaring shits comes through your stomach, and when you least expect it, you are in the bathroom emptying your insides on the toilet. Afterwards, you realize no paper is rolled on your holder, so taking advantage of the hot weather, you go outside and lie face down on the ground. After 2 hours, your feces will be dried and easier to pick with your bare hands. Don't thank me, thank Mississippi.
Hey, I won't buy any paper today because I just learned about the Mississippi Clothes-Drying!
by Penis the school shooter March 1, 2019
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Mississippi Mud Sticker

The act of having sex with a woman from behind (doggy style), waiting for it to get all wet and sloppy, then slamming it up her poop shoot while she isn't paying attention. Then pulling out really fast and slinging the poo on to the ceiling or any other object for shock value including said person. Also known as the Iranian ice cream scoop.
I got super drunk last night and gave this fat chick a Mississippi Mud Sticker
by Throbbing Rooster March 16, 2019
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Mississippi horsey pants

by Mississippi horsey pants January 5, 2018
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Mississippi shit pile

The act of deficating in ones toilet to the point where the shit to toilet paper ratio is over powered by the shit pile
I shat so much last night the I created a Mississippi shit pile no matter how many times I wiped my asshole!!!!
by Theshattalker March 14, 2017
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Mississippi Mud Bath

When someone uses your bath water to clean their posterior, while you are still taking a bath.
I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.
by Punker1977 December 4, 2019
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mississippi can opener

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.

May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.
Aw man, I'm stuck. Hold on, I'll do a mississippi can opener.
by bl184999 November 21, 2011
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