mixmaster mike

Current DJ of the Beastie Boys.

Mixmaster Mike with the scratch routine.

by Hello Nasty April 4, 2005

Mike Ramsey

An absolute mentally retarded doughnut with the brain capacity of a fish on crack cocaine. He is fond of removing my posts (kill yourself retard)

"What happened to Javier?" Person 1 asks

"I heard he got thrown in a mental hospital for being an absolute Mike Ramsey." Says person 2

"Lol what a retarded faggot" Exclaims person 1

by Mike_Sucked_Braden's_Cock_lol_ March 15, 2019

mike hawk

everyone loves mike hawk. mike hawk is the best . mike hawk is very good . even a daniel likes it

i like mike hawk

by i am not taking this serious March 28, 2021

Mike Wazowski

To watch Monsters inc. then when Mike Wazowski gets his fingers crushed, crush ones fingers within their anus, while furiously jacking off with the other, screaming in unison. Can be done with one or more people.

“Hey dude, wanna Mike Wazowski tonight?” “Sure, but your fingers are the ones getting crunched in my juicy anus.”

by MC Ballsack June 22, 2019

Mike Wheeler

Mike Wheeler is a simp. He appears in all three seasons of Stranger Things and is sadly dating Eleven. He's most likely a closeted bisexual who has internalized homophobia and a crush on Will Byers. He called El for 353 but stopped after Will's shadow monster situation got worse.

Sally: "Did you hear Iggy?"
Iggy: "What?"
Sally: "Mike Wheeler ruined Will's life."
Iggy: "Shut the f**k up Sally."

by wheres._.the._.love April 13, 2020

Mike Rakhabit

Fake name used by lead singer and bass player for NoFX. Say the name quick enough and end up with "My Crack Habit"

Yes officer, my name is Mike Rakhabit.

by Cop_eyed May 3, 2005

Mikee Joke

a joke that is lamer than a dad joke

Person 1: Let's play wii!
Person 2: There's no wii... only we......
Person 1: Nope, LOL. That's such a mikee joke omg.

by princessmeowicka April 14, 2014