Michigan Rapper 

Rappers that have the most ghetto lyrics possible

Person A: "The beats real good, but the bars are so ass"

Person B: "They're a Michigan Rapper, what did you expect?"

Michigan Rapper by cattlephyscia January 4, 2025

Michigan Snowsuit 

A common winter outfit usually worn by males that consistes of a Tshirt, hoodie, shorts, Detroit sports hat (usually ball cap, but if it is exceptionally cold (<0°F) can be a beanie), and any type of shoe, boot, or sandal.

While Steve was vacationing in Florida for Christmas, an unusual cold front came through with temperatures reaching down to 20°F. He grabbed his Lions hoodie, Red Wings hat, and Crocs to complete his Michigan Snowsuit before heading to Walmart (since there was no Meijers) for some last-minute holiday shopping.

Michigan Snowsuit by Velvet Rack January 19, 2025

Michigan Brown musket 

When you go upsidedown and get eggs Benedict shoved into your asshole by a musket loader rod

I got Michigan brown musketed by my bf/gf yesterday

Michigan Brown musket by Musket man January 30, 2025

Michigan Kazoo 

A Michigan Kazoo is when you stick a Kazoo in the butthole of your partner and blow into it from the other end while humming the state anthem “My Michigan”.

I really got my partner off with a Michigan Kazoo.

Michigan Kazoo by Chefman001 February 11, 2025

Michigan McChicken 

The Michigan McChicken is the act of having pleasure sexual intimacy with a McChicken, from the popular fast food chain McDonald's, then ejaculate inside the McChicken, and then giving it to a homeless man to feast on.

Anthony: Man im bored, Whats the move?

Joseph: Wanna go feed a homeless man a Michigan McChicken?

Anthony: Sure man! Lets also listen to Suicide Boys while fucking the McChicken!

Joseph: I was thinking the same thing! Lets go!

Michigan McChicken by kaji2k February 22, 2025

Michigan U-Turn 

The act of having sexual intercourse with your partner (particularly a male), and you shit on their chest and make a U shaped design on their chest and turn around and leave the house.

Sean S: My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan U-turn last night. I was extremely distraught

Joseph M(Stands for McCrispy(with a large sprite)): Did you give him the Michigan Mcchicken?

Sean S: Not last night, But I have before.

Joseph M: Cool beans nigga!

Michigan U-Turn by kaji2k March 1, 2025

Michigan Sprinkler 

When you give a hot girl a facial, let the semen crust, then piss on the cum to spray it off.

Why do you smell like pee? My boyfriend just gave me a Michigan Sprinkler.

Michigan Sprinkler by Big Johnnythen March 29, 2025