Medallion

A Medallion is a middle aged, hard living, caucasian man. They are typically found throughout the southwest and particularly where gambling and smoking in restaurants is legal, i.e.. Tahoe, Vegas, Reno, Tucson, Phoenix. They tend to be badly weathered from the sun and shirtless wherever permitted. Their name comes from the medallions they sport around their necks, usually a memento from one of their favorite gambling towns. These are sometimes accompanied by ridiculous turquoise rings and bracelets. Medallions are all chain smokers (meth, cigarettes, crack, carpet) and heavy drinkers (thunderbird, malt liquor, box wine, everclear, paint thinner)

" I can't park at the meter, I gave that Medallion at the 7/11 all my change!"

by Coates45 April 27, 2009

The Happy Meal

To insert a popular value menu item, such as a Wendy's Bacon Double Cheeseburger or McDonald's Big Mac, into your lady's sweet poonany, and proceed to eat her out.

Tom: Hey broho, I just totally gave Cindi The Happy Meal!
Reg: Get the fuck out brotha!
Tom: Yeah man. Tasty eats!
Koolaid Guy: Ohhh yeaaaah!!

by El Contractore January 14, 2008

Meals on Wheels

The act of sucking off a guy in a wheelchair.

Sorry I'm late, I just had meals on wheels.

by bewigged July 31, 2015

Counter Meal

It's a meal eaten at the counter of a bar or pub in Australia. It's generally a single set meal for the day that can be ordered at a pub.

Jack and John popped into the pub and enjoyed a hearty counter meal of roast beef, potatoes and peas.

by peanutbutterjellygirl June 21, 2012

shit your meal

verb; 1. to relieve one's meal through excretory means.
2. to be so afraid one shits themself.
3. a common phrase used in 90's rap describing the action of beating the 'meal' out of someone.

1. "Oh my god, Marie, you scared me so badly I shit my meal!"
2. While watching Saw V, Lauren became so frightened she unwillingly shit her meal.
3. After being mercilessly beaten by Maggie, you shit your meal.

by mejinkel January 19, 2009

I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!

A negative verbal attack towards someone; in regards to the famous fast-food chain's kids meal.

Usually made by when: angry, confused, inebriated, or completely out of the conversational loop.

"Yeah the happy meals were awesome!"

Drunkard, " I'll put you in a fucking happy meal!"

by JL Azulobo April 9, 2010

Hot Meal

When one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other shits, ejaculates and pisses in the cling film. The guy then shoves his erect penis through the film, giving the reciever a "hot meal"

Dave: I gave Jess a hot meal last night

Andy: Delicious

by Matthew Langton October 7, 2007