The act in which you cover your cock with tooth picks and ram it up your partners ass as if you were in a Tom and jerry cartoon. The
Results yield a very thorny situation to clean up afterwards.
Results yield a very thorny situation to clean up afterwards.
“Yo I just did the cactus method on my girl last night, there’s more toothpicks in her ass than a hedgehog has on its whole body!
by kinky-dino February 4, 2020
Get the Cactus Method mug.V) when you think you slept with a girl bnb who has and std but you dont want to go to a doctor to check so you sleep with someone else to see if they get it.
Hey man I heard you slept with heather, I just heard she has herpes.
Nah man I slept with amanda already I'm goood.
Dude go get tested the Dipstick Method is not advised.
Nah man I slept with amanda already I'm goood.
Dude go get tested the Dipstick Method is not advised.
by daxxtherealkira May 13, 2020
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Medical process, wherein a mammal after urination pushes two fingers into the perineum (or taint) to release any remaining drops of urine from their urinary tract. This method is named after James Willems, of funhaus who pioneered the practice.
Bruce: Anyone have that problem where after you pee a little comes out and you pissed a little in your underwear?
Lawrence: Dude, you gotta use the Willems' Method or you're gonna smell like piss all day!
Lawrence: Dude, you gotta use the Willems' Method or you're gonna smell like piss all day!
by ossur July 14, 2020
Get the Willems' Method mug.When you jerk off over your pants using just your thumb. This is commonly used by those who have an inability to release sperm.
When I was sleeping with my parents in third grade, I used the thumb method so I could get off without them knowing.
by anonymous October 5, 2020
Get the Thumb Method mug.I am grateful for Atony reaching out to me first. He has finally expressed how much he misses me and how sorry he is. He suggests we start over. I feel respected and excited for this new opportunity. I am valued, and we will work out. I am so grateful.
by kristinawind October 19, 2020
Get the 369 method example mug.A method where a butterfly is drawn on oneself to prevent self harm as self harming would ‘kill’ the butterfly.
Person 1: “I heard you’re 3 days clean from self harm! Good job dude, how’d you do it?”
Person 2: “hey thanks man, I used the butterfly method!’
Person 2: “hey thanks man, I used the butterfly method!’
by That dumb bitch June 13, 2021
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A scam broke boys believe in.
"Zack told me about this method, you think I should try it?"
"Bro your ever seen Zack with 10k?"
"No"
"You know what go ahead bro lol"
"You tryna do it with me?"
"Bro just stop, smh you finna go broke one day".
A scam broke boys believe in.
"Zack told me about this method, you think I should try it?"
"Bro your ever seen Zack with 10k?"
"No"
"You know what go ahead bro lol"
"You tryna do it with me?"
"Bro just stop, smh you finna go broke one day".
by Zack The Finesse Kid June 28, 2021
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