Something so nonbelievable or funny that’s it’s all over the place. Not necessarily a physical object, but more of the persons actions or a statement that’s been given.
Girl 1- “can you believe Tyrone is going with that bitch to prom?!”
Girl 2- “bitch they are messy as hell.”
Girl 2- “bitch they are messy as hell.”
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girl: hit me from behind
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding
*bang* *bang* *elevation*
boy: should I cum inside you or on you?
girl: you decide
*ejaculate*
girl: did you just miss, hit the sheets and then my sock?
boy: ummmm
girl: look at your messy cum, do you have self-control??
boy: I got too excited and couldn’t decide, then I ran out of time deciding
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Get the Messy fun mug.When someone is know for instigating confusion. Causing strife between multiple people or situations at the same time. They may even be called a messytasker because they are known for messytasking. Also known for being messy.
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