Mayonnaise Thrust

When you cum inside her and keep on pumping, hence thrusting the Mayo.

I Gave My wife the Mayonnaise Thrust after cumming prematurely last night.

by Slumin May 24, 2023

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Mayonnaise

A Mayo Jar who's pc setup consists of a Windows 7 laptop on a rusty ass fucking chair. Also may have jerked off to every Chainsaw Man character.

This nigga is poor as fuck and need a fundraiser immediately. Please go help Mayonnaise if you are generous.

by I Eat Afghans August 10, 2023

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Pharry Magones

/ˈfari'ma'gəʊnz/

A portmanteau of the names Harry Maguire and Phil Jones. Used as a derogatory term for a person that is useless at football.

"That player can't even make a simple pass. He's a Pharry Magones, he is!"

by Matt Windle poet October 14, 2020

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spicy mayonnaise

When you come in her mouth but you have an std.

Yesterday tyler gave me a taste of some spicy mayonnaise. 😜

by Crack feen August 29, 2022

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Put the Mayonnaise in the Backpack

(v) When hooking up with a Sandwich artist from Subway or Quizno’s or any other sandwich making establishment, and the male put his mayonnaise (jizz) into the sandwich artist’s backpack (rectum).

Sara from Subway: Hey Tina, Jake, from State Farm, came over to get a sandwich during lunch.
Tina from Subway: Oh yeah, how was that?
S: Well, he was wearing these awesome khakis so I took him in the back room and we hooked up.
T: What?! Are you on the pill?!
S: No, so I had him put the mayonnaise in the backpack.
T: Oh I love mayonnaise!

by HotpantsPoptarts October 17, 2016

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