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maury povich

the act of having anal sex with a teenager, preferabally between the ages of 14-16, and while having anal sex, say "I am the father!"
Dude, i totally pulled of a gnarly maury povich on this hooker hoe. She never saw it cumming.
by Barold binger April 9, 2008
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mauritz

n00b it's just like n00b, maybe even worse
do you see that boy?
He's a real mauritz!
by cooldude April 25, 2005
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alysia maurice

a whore who has a new boyfriend everyday. she makes up fake diseases to make people feel sorry for her. she's a compulsive liar. she claims to have sezures every two minutes. she claims to know how to fight but she really doesn't. every guy she "dates" she carves their name into her body. dumbass she tells people she is dating people that she really isn't. she stalks people. she asked a girl out in 8th&9th grade bisexual hoe.
golly gee wilikers mom that girls a alysia maurice hoe
by pseudonym, :D March 10, 2009
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Maurits

Maurits is a guy who is a little emasculated cunt who girls dont like
"Yoo, you hear Maurits got spanked by the maths teacher"
"Yea maurits that little bitch got pounded by miss olivera man"
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The Maury Povich

When you are having sex with a girl, then you immediately stop and have sex with her mom.
When you're having sex with a woman who lives with their mom, and you do the mom too you have to go on the Maury Povich show.
by DGZ July 22, 2012
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maurcus

a dumb ass fool who is ivan's brother
by Anonymous March 18, 2003
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mauryan

Awesome guy that’s kinda weird but he’s a good friend
Hey mauryan
by Mauryan May 4, 2018
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