Fact of the Matter

Phrase used by morons to transition from one confusing sentence clause to another. Often used when said moron has absolutely no clue what he or she is speaking about and is engaged in an argumentative conversion. When properly used, the moron--through his own stupidity--renders his conversing opponent speechless and effectively ends the conversation. Consequentially, the moron now believes he is smart and begins to use the phrase more often; making everyone who knows the moron hate him and dread talking to him.

reasonably intelligent person: "The consensus among dietitians is that you should eat solid food and that a diet consisting of mere protein shakes is a crash diet that cannot be sustained for long-term, healthy weight loss."

moron: "Well, I am no scientist and I sure as hell won't be called Tom Cruise, but the fact of the matter is I've lost ten pounds in two weeks on my shake diet and its totally kick ass. Do you even realize that I put ice in the shake and its a solid?"

reasonable intelligent person: "You are a moron"

by how to talk to idiots March 5, 2011

material wealth

goods and services that we can see and touch that make our lives better.

examples of material wealth: refridgerators, haircuts, ect.

by Naomiaboghead January 15, 2009

Dark Matterhorn

A dark turd that is so long it curls up above the water and back down like a long rams horn.

Dude your not going to believe the Dark Matterhorn I laid last night!

What? Niiice! You dog! Who was it some european chick you picked up?

No you dolt!! It was a huge horn like turd I laid in the poop pot!

What? No way?! Dude, next time take a picture!!

by minuccp July 1, 2011

Material girl

It's a term for sassy and bad bitchest people.

Get it from my mammy, Balmain, bustdown
(Tre Trax I think we got one)
(It's Trax season, bruh)
(Who that? Trell?)
I want Chanel 9 boots
All these niggas steady jockin'
'Cause they know I'm the truth
(Material girl) And I get it from my mammy
Balmain, bustdowns, these hoes can't stand me
"Material girl" Currently working on a Grammy
Meanwhile, pussy poppin' with ya man in Miami
(Material girl) Chanels and pearls
That's the trick that it takes to keep the girls

by Oussymonster January 6, 2022

PBM(paper bag material)

a girl with an ugly face but a nice body

that girl has a really good body, she is good pbm(paper bad material)

by Derek Miller April 8, 2005

all lives matter

a phrase used when one is physically unable to acknowledge that black lives matter

Trey: Black lives matter!
Andy: No, all lives matter! >:(

by DoctorFalcon September 11, 2021

Materia

One of the best reasons to buuy FF VII,
Materia can be placed in the slots in
your weapons and armour.
There are five types of Materia:
Magic, Command, Independant, Support,
and Summon. Materia is made of
crystalized Mako energy.

Materia is the shiznit!

by person yo-yo August 29, 2003