my wife is so wifey material, she yelled at a disrespectful person in the street but still helped them pick up the things she threw at them.
by rosie3000 August 28, 2021
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1. a female possessing those traits and characteristics which are condusive to a someones ideal of a committed, romantic companion
2. the precursor to a keeper
2. the precursor to a keeper
Jane is attractive, sane, and fun to be with. Jane is definite girlfriend material. Diane is not attractive, in therapy for her self-loathing, man-hating issues, and a total drag to be around. Diane is not girlfriend material.
by supernicii March 16, 2021
Get the girlfriend material mug.A socially inept person who finds it hard to make friends due to his lack of interesting conversation. Favourite topics for a gayjohn no mates are ms-dos, economic trends and boys. He may become useful as an antidote to insomnia.
"Oi lads, check out that fit blond!"
"Don't be crude...now, come look at this!! I just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! It only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive AND it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! I love it when he comes out the water!"
"(YAWN!!) You're such a gayjohn no mates! NOW FUCK OFF AND GET SOME MATES!!!"
"Don't be crude...now, come look at this!! I just downloaded the complete ftse 100 for my new apple mac! It only takes up 50megabytes of ram on my hard drive AND it comes free with a daniel craig screensaver! I love it when he comes out the water!"
"(YAWN!!) You're such a gayjohn no mates! NOW FUCK OFF AND GET SOME MATES!!!"
by Martin Slut January 13, 2008
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Dude he says he can't meet us tonight - he has to meet some friends from work. As if, he's such a Billy Faux Mates!
by swellyeah December 1, 2009
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by thewhiteonmyskiniscum February 8, 2022
Get the material girl mug.1) the act of masturbating over a friend's house 2) the act of masturbating while friends are over your house (known as stealth matesturbation)
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