sock marks

The indentations left on the calves or ankles as a result of wearing tight socks;

I'm heading to the gym after work today and I only brought shorts. Damn, I guess I won't be able to conceal my sock marks.

by Crotch Warrior April 1, 2016

Belgium Gas Mask

While embarking upon a sixty-nine postion with your partner, you fart in your partner's face.

While John was 69ing his girlfriend, the burrito he ate earlier caused him to fart and give her a Belgium gas mask.

by Troy Knudsvig December 1, 2007

Markster

A super-awesome, sexually attractive, large- penised gangstuhh. (goes out with that sexahh bihh Kristin) Also see Awesome, Beastly.

Oh-em-gee! He's totally being a Markster!

by Marksterrr February 23, 2009

Russian Wolf Mask

When a girl is going down on a guy and she looks up at him but he's so hairy she looks like she has a wolf mask on.

I didn't know I was so hairy until Gina looked up at me last night and she was wearing a Russian Wolf Mask

by MaskMaker92 June 1, 2011

I can't breathe with a mask on

A phrase used by karens who can't grow up and don't understand that other people can't breathe with the coronavirus.

Karen: I can't breathe with a mask on
Worker: Nobody can breathe with coronavirus

by mrguy122345 August 13, 2020

Mud Marks

Similar to a skid mark, yet a thicker consistency much like a chocolate cupcake frosting.

Michael: "Greta, is that skid marks in your underpants?"

Greta: "No Michael, I shit my pants, they are MUD MARKS!"

by GB/MB February 5, 2008

Skid marks

A line or a spot of fecies left in one's underwear, either because they didn't wipe properly or they did not get all the poop out of their anus.

Mom, I left some nasty skid marks in my undies.

by earth._.turd January 26, 2017