Maple mibble

A delicious snack consumed by only the most important people, usually paired with barbecue

Jenny: “What are we getting for dinner?”
Dad: “Ribs and maple mibbles, does that sound good?
Jenny: “Yes, I love that meal!”

by yourlocalworddealer August 14, 2020

Maple Ridge Syrup

A mixture of poop and vaginal fluid. Usually as an act of unexpected anal after a woman finishes on a mans penis.

Some maple ridge syrup was left on my penis after we had sex.

by Quasij September 6, 2020

Maple Leaf Rag Doll

Listening to Scott Joplin's Maple Leaf Rag, two consenting people engage sexually. One throws the other across the room like a rag doll before penetration.

"Do you think Sam is hot?"
"Yeah, I'd let him do anything to me. Even give me the Maple Leaf Rag Doll"

by YesPapa47 April 15, 2021

maplesyrupbottle

a fat bender who likes men and not women, he jerks off homeless men for pennies

ryan: do you want a maplesyrupbottle?

homeless guy: yeah come come

by Kyle cool kid May 30, 2021

MapleMan

MapleMan is slang for a stereotypical Canadian man

Look at that mapleman!

by JustaTruthfullGuy August 5, 2021

Maple Leaf Moment

An instance where a sports team has an almost unbeatable lead, yet blows that lead and loses in an immense comeback by the opponent. Referencing the 1st round of the Stanley Cup playoffs in 2013, game 7, when the Toronto Maple Leafs blew a 4-1 lead with 11 minutes left in the game to the Boston Bruins, eventually losing the game in overtime.

The Atlanta Falcons were up by 25 points, and lost the Super Bowl to the Patriots? Talk about a Maple Leaf moment

by SpicyBoi McCringe January 24, 2022

mapleneck

the Canadian version of a red neck

the mapleneck was snow sledding in his fish tank

by Taytay89 April 8, 2022