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Drum Major

If the director is the god of the band, then the drum major is his jesus. Always a senior who was usually mistreated as a freshman and takes it out on the freshies in the band, but is generally a cool cat to everyone else.

Despite the name, most drum majors actually play trumpet, because playing lead trumpet requires the most musical ability and leadership skills (I was the first low brass player at my school to be drum major ever)
When I was drum major, I told all the freshmen that BFMT ('bout face mark time) in the field show diagrams stood for backflip mark time, because when I was in 9th grade I was told that by seniors.
by mat_el_sexy_band_geek March 27, 2008
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English Major

Someone who should change majors.
Lololol you're an English Major.
by radium April 5, 2009
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major larson

poop dookie shit dump . . .
usually of exceptional size or quantity
sorry about the stench, i dropped a major larson in there a few minutes ago.

he's down at the groover doing a major larson .
by jeeronamo October 14, 2008
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major

large human being (very large), makes everyone his "bitch", swears he live, get's fed with a shovel
Look at him he's such a major.
by Garrett Bobby Fergesion November 30, 2017
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discounted major

A discounted major refers to an undergraduate degree that is less strenuous on the student. Such a degree is deemed 'discounted' for its lowered GPA score.

Such degrees are commonly known as MRS degrees; however, discounted majors extend beyond the common MRS degree. Undertakers of discounted majors often have high hopes for law school acceptance, job markets, and a general drive to succeed.

This often leads to painful rejection; they often do not realize that their GPA is lowered by at least half a point when compared to real majors.

Flaunting about a discounted major is like passing a driving exam. You aren't special.
Examples of discounted majors with AGPAs (adjusted GPAs)

Communications: -.5 GPA

Elementary Education: -.5 GPA

Hotel and Restaurant Management: -.5 GPA

Philosophy: -.4 GPA

English: -.35 GPA
by Orlando Acevedo May 12, 2011
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Playing In The Majors

Strictly banging hot bitches. Playing in the minors is the result of having sex with a fat hoe.
by A.Mahizzz January 29, 2009
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