Major Succ Boi

A professional way of calling someone gay

Man you is a major succ boi

Major Succ Boi by Dilmun October 16, 2017

major howard 

A nickname for a large black penis

I'm gonna put my major Howard into your pussy

major howard by Alex T November 4, 2017

Majored 

Backing out of commitment; bailing out; unreliable

We had to forfeit the softball game because he majored is again!

Majored by IlliniCool February 1, 2018

Major League Simp

The type of man or woman who still thinks about their ex/lover late at night listening to niggas like drake. Then texting them even tho you know they won’t pick up

Beccy: My ex is always texting me these heartfull things
Megan: That’s because he’s in the MLS meaning he is a major league simp
Beccy: Lol, lets sub tweet him till he kills himself

Major League Simp by Richard C. Myars February 1, 2018

major fuckerino 

when you’ve had the best time of your life, then someone very close to you, fucks it up.

I was having such a good day until Bill came and caused me a major fuckerino

major fuckerino by d44444vid December 10, 2018

Major Stoner Head 

When you smoke a shit ton of weed and you wake up the next morning still extremely high.

How much did you smoke last night?

Well, I have Major Stoner Head right now.

Jesus Christ, bro.

Major Stoner Head by RogerNihlock January 13, 2019

majooren

something you would tell the crosser of continents after meeting him

A friend who recently went to europe: hi

Me: Majooren habibi

majooren by Jack den (SKJ) February 10, 2019