massology

the art of massaging.

Masseurs and masseuses are supposed to have knowledge of massology.

by uttam maharjan May 10, 2011

Missouri martini

A Miller high-life garnished with two olives.

I would like to have a Missouri Martini, it’s very refreshing!

by Mmac January 1, 2018

Missoula

Missoula is a city in North Western Montana. Here they are famous for being the main site of many local companies such as HI-Country Jerky and Big Sky Brewing Co. (the maker of Moose Drool and Scape Goat beers), as well as the University of Montana (Grizzlies Football) and an overwhelmingly large population of hippies and other such Anti-Logging/Hunting activists.

Yeah we went to Missoula last week to see the University of Montana Grizzlies play against the Bozeman Bobcats in football. Then we went to Big Sky Brewing Co. and got super drunk on Moose Drool beer!

by Montucky Man July 22, 2018

Missouri

What a joke. Should be pronounced "Misery". That describes the state well. I lived in STL for 10 "Missourable" years. Glad to be gone. all you rednecks and Rush Limbaugh lovers can have it.

Unless you're from the Midwest, Missouri is a place to avoid at all costs. Death would be a relief.

by fungooliwabasa August 30, 2008

Mussolini's Milk Breakfast

When you're happy to wake up on God's green earth and you're thirsty before another wonderful day of lifting weights, hiking and eating meat. So you wake up your stupid wife and she nurses you with her big soft milkies before you start your day.

Mussolini's Milk Breakfast consists of a glass of milk, and it is a matter of one minute. "I drink it at the table in small guips," he says, ''so that it may be properly salivated. Milk is a wonderful food, perhaps, the best food known to man. This one glass of milk contains enough nourishment to sustain me until the midday meal six hours hence."

by Spliffgrams October 11, 2021

Jethro Mussolini

Faux-hickoid scion of a wealthy New England family transplanted to Texas, where his daddy, a future U.S. president, worked in the awl bidness. Served as governor of Texas. Was appointed to the U.S. presidency on December 12, 2000, by the Supreme Court; took office on January 20, 2001; proceeded to start a war in Iraq and wreck the U.S. economy. Scheduled to be replaced on January 20, 2009, unless he declares himself "dictator" or "decider"; in that case, all bets are off.

Looks like ol' Jethro Mussolini has his monkeys in the State Department trumping up another case for invading one of them "furrin countries," in this case Iran.

Jethro Mussolini attached "signing statements" to several bills he signed into law today, essentially changing the meaning of them into something else.

Jethro Mussolini pronounces nuclear as "NEW-kyu-luhr."

by Giacomo G October 17, 2007

Missor

1) A select group of amazing people.
2) Everything you can think of. Feelings, thoughts, etc.
3) Gibberish for Scissor

1) I love my missors.
2) I'm just feeling so missor today.
3) Hey, wanna missor?

by Reri February 18, 2009