Your mum

The best phrase/come back/retort/saying etc that anyone on the earth can say.
it's simple and easy to remember.
It never gets old and is always funny in nearly all contexts

Hey wat u doin?
your mum.

are u free on friday?
your mum is free on friday.

wat dya want 4 breakfast?
your mum

y r u so l8?
your mums l8.

y are u sayin 'your mum' all the time?
cos of your mum

by mistercooool July 27, 2009

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y=25 a=1 m=13 u=21 m=13

25 1 13 21 13 is a horny bithch

by ian winter goodwin big daddy r September 13, 2003

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your mum

A comeback that can be funny if you use it at the right time, but not funny if you overuse it.

Good example:
Antonio: Who's doing cork? (For geography project)
Georgia: You mum is!
Mary: Is your dad's name cork?

Hahahahaha.

Bad example:
Person 1: Hey, you penis is so small you can hardly see it!
Person 2: Your mum.

Not funny :|

by Georgia--xo-- September 02, 2007

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mum effect

The Mum effect is when you get a girl/guy's mother to have a crush on you before the girl/guy themself.

"Hey dude have you and Mary hit it off yet?"
"Nah mate but the Mum Effect is in full swing"

by badgerbumder7 April 10, 2017

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Mums soul

A phrase popularised in Melbourne, Australia meaning to swear on something, or make a promise.

Most often used when trying to convince one of the boys about some crazy story they probably wouldn’t believe.

Example:
“Bro we were up all night going hard and this guy jumps off the balcony and laughs, mums soul”

*Watches horror movie*

“Nah mums soul I would’ve ran straight away”

by C.blackers July 27, 2023

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