Mississippi Clothes-Drying

The Mississippi Clothes-Drying, is when, in a hot summer day one of those soaring shits comes through your stomach, and when you least expect it, you are in the bathroom emptying your insides on the toilet. Afterwards, you realize no paper is rolled on your holder, so taking advantage of the hot weather, you go outside and lie face down on the ground. After 2 hours, your feces will be dried and easier to pick with your bare hands. Don't thank me, thank Mississippi.
Hey, I won't buy any paper today because I just learned about the Mississippi Clothes-Drying!
by Penis the school shooter March 01, 2019
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Mississippi motor boat

The act of fucking a chick in the ass until she begins to shit, then you proceed to motor boat her asshole.
You hear ol' Tommy gave some bitch a Mississippi motor boat last night in the handicapped bathroom stall of a chili's?
by MustardBreath March 27, 2021
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mississippi death penalty

the Mississippi death penalty is when you use skim milk as the bong water for a bong. then, after you do that leave it to sun bathe for a week. Afterwards, you find a poor soul and once you somehow convinced them to comply. you make them drink said substance from bong.
alright jimmy!!! time to suffer: drink the Mississippi death penalty
by SoggyBrain April 14, 2021
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Mississippi Dang Dang

Mississippi Dang Dang
Devin -Man them ole girls is falling hard for Brady and Ty... Dusty-You wonder why.....Bryan-Its that Mississippi Dang Dang. #MDD
by BSims42 September 08, 2021
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Mississippi Reach around

During the doggy style partner on the top reaches towards the genitalia, not knowing what he will find; as long as it start with a "P," he is okay.
At hot steamy bar or boat.

Dan: Hey Daren, you guys left early, did you smash?
Daren: hell yeah I did
Dan: really? not judging
Daren: no no I did a Mississippi reach around, it was all good
by TallMoney December 07, 2020
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Mississippi shit pile

The act of deficating in ones toilet to the point where the shit to toilet paper ratio is over powered by the shit pile
I shat so much last night the I created a Mississippi shit pile no matter how many times I wiped my asshole!!!!
by Theshattalker March 14, 2017
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Mississippi mud cat

When you take a slim jim meat snack and stuff it into a penis and the other party noodles it out with their tongue.
Stacy was giving Brad a Mississippi mud cat in the back yard.
by Brisket01 August 05, 2018
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