When you take a slim jim meat snack and stuff it into a penis and the other party noodles it out with their tongue.
by Brisket01 August 4, 2018

The act of having sex with a woman from behind (doggy style), waiting for it to get all wet and sloppy, then slamming it up her poop shoot while she isn't paying attention. Then pulling out really fast and slinging the poo on to the ceiling or any other object for shock value including said person. Also known as the Iranian ice cream scoop.
by Throbbing Rooster March 16, 2019

a cunt
by Mississippi horsey pants January 5, 2018

Cover yourself in bologna shove a curly fry in your ass and make oinking noises as you angrly jerk off
by Flamingpeesocket February 10, 2019

A maneuver used in exiting a car, truck, or other vehicle, usually involving discomfort to other riders.
May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.
May involve climbing over, under, or through: seats, doors, windows, and other people.
by bl184999 November 21, 2011

I was trying to get cleaned up for the night, when my drunk wife came in and gave me a Mississippi mud bath.
by Punker1977 December 4, 2019

When hunting deer or wild hog. One humps the dead animal to near climax then stops and returns home to finish in the first relative they come in contact with.
by Nkratzer06 February 8, 2021
