Military Mustache

When a soldier or a person in a soldier costume cuts a hole into the crotch and lets the balls or vagina free. Then the
soldier squats on the sleeping persons face. Resting either
the vagina or balls on the upper lip area, while saluting.

While my friend was sleeping I gave him the Military Mustache.

by Young cholo January 4, 2008

milt

dumbass way to mispronounce melt

the ice is melting-normal
the ice is milting-dumbass

by KevinQ1234567890 June 21, 2009

Underground Militia

1. A bitch mowing unit - pwning noobs everyday
2. Guns and artillery that are concealed underneath the sea level
3. A leet unit of pros, leveling out the field of noobs.

Man, that Underground Militia team stomped us.
Wow, we got fistfxxxd by Underground Militia.
Playing Underground Militia makes me want to quit life.

by Blane Johnson November 10, 2008

kinetic military action

'Kinetic Military Action' is when the US invades a country to protect it's oil interests and claims it's protecting innocent civiliuans

The US invasion of Libya is a kinetic military action

by Chimp999 April 11, 2011

Militia

A bunch of right wing nutt jobs playing soldier.

John is a militia nutt.

by Deep blue 2012 November 30, 2009

military clout chaser

Someone who joins the military only for the reason of clout, because they were a pathetic loser growing up. They don't actually care about serving the country and only care about being more interesting then they actually are

Person 1: hey I heard that Dolan is joining the army

Person 2: yeah but he's a military clout chaser and only does it to be interesting

by Epicgamer69420 November 20, 2018

militia

the worst unit in both civilization's I & II. Had a rating of 1/1/1 which is the lowest of anything in the entire game.

The Russian militia was no match for the Aztec legions who broke through their city walls and marched into their capital.

by The Unsilent Majority August 28, 2003